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External Link/Members OnlyThis one was mentioned in the Unreviewed Girls in Cumbria thread, so I decided to TOFTT
1/2hr @ £70 Comms All done by text on the day, responses were reasonably prompt, but noticeably cold i.e. one word answers or very short and to point. Should of been a red flag I suppose but I thought maybe someone else was dealing with her comms. Anyway, time agreed and postcode sent ..
Location Flat in the Chatsworth Square area of Carlisle, easy to find, plenty of on street disc parking, flat clean and functional .. no issues.
Appearance Pics are definitely her, although as usual maybe touched up a little. She's quite tall I'd say about 5'8, decent body, top half better than bottom half .. nice bolt ons that look great, decent legs, and a bit of a chunky butt .. not fat, just chunkier than the pics would have you believe. Facially, 6 out of 10. Girl next door look, skin on face wasn't great .. quite spotty/blotchy .. age I'd say mid to late twenties.
The Meet arrived at the location and parked up, text sent to get the flat no., once in I was offered shower, declined as I'd already showered, however was asked to wash hands in bathroom. Never had that asked of me before. I was also asked to remove my shoes in the hallway (I have had this asked of me before, years ago with another EE SP, so this was another red flag).
Into the bedroom and she removes her dressing gown to reveal a decent body in black underwear, I got undressed on join her on bed. She suggested starting with massage, fine by me. This went on for about 5 mins, back, legs etc then I turned over and removed my boxers .. it went downhill quickly from this point.
She instantly went for the condom as soon as my boxers hit the floor, I wasn't even hard and she was attempting to put the mac on with her mouth .. I tried to fluff myself up a bit but she managed to get it on and promptly started blowing me covered, no offer of OWO (which she advertises, and doesn't say extra) ..
This was shite and was doing fuck all for me so got her on her back and went down on her for RO, clean and shaven although the lack of interest from her was off putting, spent a few minutes down there but was getting nothing except the fake moaning so I just went to the main event, starting fucking her in missionary, then doggy .. really wasn't feeling it at all so was just banging away using my time up to the point where she asked if I was ready to cum yet .. really pissed me off that did, and I lost a bit of wood .. so turned her over and finished myself off shooting a load over her stomach .. she was covering her tits with her arm so I didn't shoot over them ..
Another expensive wank ffs
Conclusion Shit service, typical EE, very rarely have I lost wood during a punt .. but she managed. She's in Carlisle until next week, save your money would be my advice.