Author Topic: KIRA_GODDESS - Carlisle  (Read 1572 times)


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Offline shaft10

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This one was mentioned in the Unreviewed Girls in Cumbria thread, so I decided to TOFTT

1/2hr @ £70

Comms All done by text on the day, responses were reasonably prompt, but noticeably cold i.e. one word answers or very short and to point. Should of been a red flag I suppose but I thought maybe someone else was dealing with her comms. Anyway, time agreed and postcode sent ..

Location Flat in the Chatsworth Square area of Carlisle, easy to find, plenty of on street disc parking, flat clean and functional .. no issues.

Appearance Pics are definitely her, although as usual maybe touched up a little. She's quite tall I'd say about 5'8, decent body, top half better than bottom half .. nice bolt ons that look great, decent legs, and a bit of a chunky butt .. not fat, just chunkier than the pics would have you believe. Facially, 6 out of 10. Girl next door look, skin on face wasn't great .. quite spotty/blotchy .. age I'd say mid to late twenties.

The Meet arrived at the location and parked up, text sent to get the flat no., once in I was offered shower, declined as I'd already showered, however was asked to wash hands in bathroom. Never had that asked of me before. I was also asked to remove my shoes in the hallway (I have had this asked of me before, years ago with another EE SP, so this was another red flag).
Into the bedroom and she removes her dressing gown to reveal a decent body in black underwear, I got undressed on join her on bed. She suggested starting with massage, fine by me. This went on for about 5 mins, back, legs etc then I turned over and removed my boxers .. it went downhill quickly from this point.
She instantly went for the condom as soon as my boxers hit the floor, I wasn't even hard and she was attempting to put the mac on with her mouth .. I tried to fluff myself up a bit but she managed to get it on and promptly started blowing me covered, no offer of OWO (which she advertises, and doesn't say extra) ..
This was shite and was doing fuck all for me so got her on her back and went down on her for RO, clean and shaven although the lack of interest from her was off putting, spent a few minutes down there but was getting nothing except the fake moaning so I just went to the main event, starting fucking her in missionary, then doggy .. really wasn't feeling it at all so was just banging away using my time up to the point where she asked if I was ready to cum yet .. really pissed me off that did, and I lost a bit of wood .. so turned her over and finished myself off shooting a load over her stomach .. she was covering her tits with her arm so I didn't shoot over them ..

Another expensive wank ffs

Conclusion Shit service, typical EE, very rarely have I lost wood during a punt .. but she managed. She's in Carlisle until next week, save your money would be my advice.

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Instant red flag for me if they have Princess, Queen or Goddess in their name.  :wackogirl:

Offline shaft10

Instant red flag for me if they have Princess, Queen or Goddess in their name.  :wackogirl:

and me .. from this day forward  :thumbsup:


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Instant red flag for me if they have Princess, Queen or Goddess in their name.  :wackogirl:

or Prince!

Offline Dweeby

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Thanks for the great detailed TOFTT review @shaft10

Your recent experiences match my own, pretty poor and a waste of hard-earned most of the time. I had seen her on a/w, but something put me off, probably the lack of reviews on here. She looks the part though, and there are plenty of good reviews on young Brazilians. There are a couple more new ones right now on a/w, one with a single shit review on here - and the other with no reviews.

It's enough to put you off altogether, particularly when you live in our area

I have another review to write when I get the chance, but it wasn't good and the girl has since left the area.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2024, 02:18:29 pm by Dweeby »

Offline Radioactiveboy28

Sorry to read you've had another bad one... not much choice around here these days

Offline wilbers

Unlucky, no prior reviews on here so thanks for TOFTT so we know to avoid her.

Little bit further afield currently (if you are in Carlisle), best so far this year.  Might be back in Carlisle next week as she said probably round about the end of June.
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« Last Edit: June 18, 2024, 09:43:21 pm by wilbers »

Offline Dweeby

Little bit further afield currently (if you are in Carlisle), best so far this year.  Might be back in Carlisle next week as she said probably round about the end of June.
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I somehow didn't see that she was in Carlisle, and missed your good review. Not like me.

How old do you think she is?

Offline wilbers

While I'm not the best with ages she has 26 on her profile, and late 20s seems to be the ballpark so I'd say its pretty close to that.