Author Topic: Cocos Thai Massage - not sure who i got - NW11 Falloden Way  (Read 514 times)

Offline Iz88

Finding one close to the area and stumbled across a review on Cocos so rang them up and sorted an appointment.

Drove there and parked up, walked in and was greeted by some thai woman, middle aged looking, not the most attractive. I asked who was working she said just me and asked "you like me? i like you", i just smiled and said 30 mins please.

Wasnt really feeling to get a HE from her, so left my boxers on during the massage. She kept asking me to take it off, when i said no she got pissy and started talking shit to me saying why did you ask who was working? why did you come here etc. I was like i just wanted a massage. Then she started lecturing me about how thai women only want customers to tip and only give them the time of day. i just kept quiet. I asked her what her name was, she said if you pay me ill tell you. So thats that

She continued with a very mediocre massage and left. On the way out saw two other women, couldnt really make them out, so i just walked out.

On a positive note only spent £30 out of the 100 i took out.

Not sure ifs a W that i saved money or L that i wasted my time to go there.

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Offline djf

Could be the same person who jokingly said she was a lady boy. There's definitely someone who's a bit unhinged there.

Offline Stevelondon

Not sure why you would think you saved yourself money. It cost you £30 for a mediocre massage from a masseuse you obviously didn’t find attractive.
I’d have walked and saved myself £30 😂

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Thanks for red flagging this place  :drinks:

Shittily awkward looking location.  What parlours were within striking distance of your bus ride home?  There should've been a few you could've saved your money for as a plan B whichever way you went.