External Link/Members OnlyTime: 1 hour
Cost: £150 total (£120 plus £30 for additional release)
CommsPretty good. Shes responsive and clear and provides a menu and postcode as her first response. She's happy to speak on the phone if you'd like but I got the impression she'd need to make the time for it and if you call out the blue she'll likely not pickup.
LocationA bit of a ballache if you're not driving. A short (but infrequent?) bus ride from Gunnersbury Overground or a 15min walk from Northfields Tube Station. She works out of her own place on a quiet residential road.
VenueHer place was fit for purpose. She takes you to her bedroom which gave me the vibe it belonged to a married couple. Large double bed in the middle of the room which is kind of in the way as it feels more like this massage thing is a side gig. She has a table set up at the foot of the bed. Ensuite bathroom with about a thousand different bottles of shower gel, shampoo and conditioner. Everything was clean, tidy and functioning. Clean towels provided.
THE SPAlexa is a large human woman. Just everything, truly Amazonian. She could have probably killed me if she really wanted to. She doesn't provide a proper B2B massage and there's no way her giant-sized self would fit on the table with you anyway. I think the photograph in her advert had me expecting someone younger with green eyes and fairer skin so admittedly I was a little disappointed that she was older and darker. Not to say at all that I prefer younger or fairer women, it was more about expectation vs reality. As other reviews have mentioned, her main selling point is her large natural chest which was very nice indeed, but for me personally, not so nice that I'd want to make the effort for a 2nd visit. More on that later.
She's not from the UK and has quite the accent although I can't remember where she said she was from. Somewhere Russian speaking I think. Anyway, she's fluent and communication is not stunted whatsoever and combined with her nice, friendly attitude it's not difficult to create a rapport.
ServiceAlexa is smiley and welcoming. Shower offered. I think she was wearing a black top or dress that had her cleavage on show. She is a large chested woman so her boobs are probably popping out of anything she might wear.
Once we got to the table but before I lay down for the session to actually commence, she did not take the time to ask me exactly what kind of service I wanted. She correctly assumed I was there for her sensual option, which is fine but I prefer when a massueuse asks you some questions about how your would like the session to go and/or what your expectations are so that you're both on the same page. Had I not taken it upon myself to say/request how I would like things to proceed she would have done her thing and I'd have to take what I was given.
I commented that she looked lovely and admitted that the bit of cleavage she had on display in her advert was what brought me to her. I stated that I was hoping for a very boob-centric session and that I'd like to have the sensual elements at the start of the session rather than the end. She was happy to oblige (and asked me to keep my voice down so presumably we weren't alone in the house). She was responsive and obliging to my request but I slightly felt like her attitude was a bit 'shut up, don't worry, I got this, you're gonna have a good time'. Take from that what you will.
So we had a few mins of massage and I have to say, she is really good as a professional masseuse. She knows her stuff. She mentioned she had previously worked in various spas and massage places. She has skilled, responsive and strong hands and knows some key areas of your body to get to.
I was keen for things to get moving so after maybe 5 mins of this I sat up and Alexa removed her top and then basically fed me her chest for quite a while. I was pretty wound up with blue balls already and this section was probably the highlight of my meeting with Alexa. I sat on the side of the table wit my legs hanging down whilst she stood opposite me and as she's so tall, my face didn't have to reach very far to be in her chest which she let me play with, gently squeeze, caress, kiss and bury my face in. I was in breast heaven for a while and I'm not sure how much time passed so I wasn't made to feel rushed.
In my excitement I asked if we could temporarily move ourselves to the bed, with her sat down so we could do a proper breast relief/titfuck/titwank but i was declined. She was happy for me to fuck her breasts while I lay down but not if I stood up with her sitting. I was slightly disappointed, but of course I respected her decision.
I lay down after a while and she brings me to conclusion shortly after. It was enjoyable but I have to say, I was so wound up a light breeze might have brought me over the edge. She put her top back on and then began the longest stint of her legit massage and it was very relaxing. She's got a great techniqie of massaging your neck whilst you're face up. She does a good head massage too if I remember correctly, if you like that.
I do remember thinking that she spent much more time massaging me whilst I was face up then she did when I was face down. Not an evenly distributed massage in that respect.
Here's where things go downhill.
As she massaged my front doing a good job, I became aroused again, not that she was massaging me very sensually. It was always my intention to get a second pop in this session, as I would in any 60min+ session. Before I could ask though, and she definitely saw that my cock was hard again, she tried to cut the session short at 45mins. She basically said, 'and we're done now'. I said back to her quite confidently, 'No, I think you're mistaken, I arrived at X time and it's only X now'. She said 'oh okay then, we can do a little bit more'. I was surprised and pretty annoyed at this, particularly as I had asked her during comms if I would get a full hour on the table.
I asked if with the time we had left if we could repeat the sensual element that we did earlier in the session. She said yes but a second pop will cost me an extra £30. I had prepared for this thanks to an earlier text conversation with her about this weeks or months before my visit. I begrudingly agreed because I was horny AF. It was a little different this time but equally nice. She removed her top again but this time stood at the head of the massage table whilst I lay down face up. She got the gist from my enthusiasm at having her breasts in my face and she lent over and smothered and suffocated me whilst reaching out with one hand to perform the relief. Of course, this was great and as this was the 2nd pop, it was a chance for me to actually experience her cock-handling skills without cumming so quickly and I have to say I was quite surprised that given how skilled her massage was, her HJ was actually not very good. It was like a musician was all of a sudden playing out of tune. It felt a bit like when you're a teenager getting a handjob from a girl your age who doesn't really know what she's doing but has an idea. Anyway, it was enough to get me over the line but thats not saying much. We finished up and I was offered a shower. She used a proper massage oil (not baby oil) but didn't use too much of it. She led me out the house and we said our goodbyes.
ValueHer menu:
Swedish £80
Deep Tissue £90
Sensual £120
Not stated in her menu text is 1 x extra pop = £30
One of the main drawbacks to Alexa is that she is not good value for money.
It seems to be a bit of a contensious issue and of course, I respect whatever the SP chooses and whatever her pricing stucture is and it'll be my choice to proceed or not. Everyone has an opinion and mine personally is that a second pop shouldn't be an extra in an hour (or more) booking, particularly if that first pop happens very quickly.
Summary
PROS- A wonderful chest that you're fine to fondle to your hearts content.
- Great massage.
CONS- Not so great handjob.
- I felt her picture/advert was a bit misleading.
- Attempted short-change on time.
- Too expensive.
Recommend?I would recommend if you're a one-pop-an-hour man and if getting to Brentford isn't too difficult for you and particularly if you love a large chest or amazonian or mature women.
Otherwise, don't go too out of your way to visit
Return?No. Too far for me. She's too expensive for what she provides and her handjob wasn't very good.
I can imagine that if I was local and she didn't charge for the extra pop that she might be my fallback regular so I could enjoy her breasts and massage skills.
Happy to answer any questions, please keep them on the board and not PM.
