Author Topic: Lily - San Ling Swiss Cottage (bareback pussy and anal)  (Read 8313 times)

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Paid a long overdue visit to see Lily, it's been over a year since I saw her last. Swiss Cottage is not a convenient location for me so I don't often get the chance to visit.

For those of you who don't know Lily, her appeal is in the range of extras she offers, delivered with enthusiasm. If you are after a cute young Asian, then look elsewhere. Lily is mid to late 50s, but still a decent body for her age. She is thin, small B or C cup boobs, flat ass. She is friendly and likes to chat. She keeps notes on her phone so will remember you, what services you like and what you usually pay!

I called ahead on her personal mobile and booked an hour. Lily is popular so unlikely you can walk in and see her. When I arrived she greeted me like a long lost friend and led me to the room. I asked to use the shower so Lily led me down to it. The shower room is big, spacious and clean, the only problem is there is nowhere to leave your towel except hang it over the shower curtain rail. Once finished I dried myself and returned to the room. Lily asked me to wait and she would be right back. I made myself comfortable and climbed on to the massage table, FDM. A couple of minutes later Lily returned and motioned for me to follow her. I wrapped my towel around my waist and followed her to the area outside the shower. I could hear the shower was in use and Lily winked and slightly pulled back the curtain to reveal one of her colleagues showering. The girl in the shower didn't notice us (or it was part of the act) as we both watched her wash her hair. This voyeuristic activity was a turn on for me and I felt my cock grow. Lily noticed and reached inside my towel to stroke it. She then bend down and sucked me for about 30 seconds. Every time I go there something crazy happens and this was not an exception! Lily then stood up smiling and put her finger across her lips, the signal for me to be quiet. We returned to the room.

I lay back down on the table again and Lily asked if I wanted the door open or closed. I asked for it to be closed. She asked what I wanted today and I said let's start with a massage. She actually gives a good massage and knows what she is doing. I relaxed on the table and my erection subsided as I enjoyed the massage. She worked on my shoulders and back, identifying some knots and working on them. About 10 mins in the teasing started, gently rubbing her fingers across my balls and ass giving me a tingling sensation. I looked up from the face hole and saw Lily was already completely naked. I opened my legs to give her better access and she continued to play with my balls and ass. I asked her if she would do B2B massage and she grinned and grabbed the massage oil. I turned around to lie on my back and Lily poured oil on my chest and rubbed it in, she then did the same on her boobs, legs and pussy area and climbed on top of me. She lay down horizontally on top of me and begin sliding her body all over mine, rubbing her boobs on my chest and grinding her pussy on my thigh. I put my hands on her ass and took one oily nipple in my mouth, sucking on it. I used my hands to position her waist over my cock and she started grinding her pussy on my cock. I was very hard by now and the feel of her oily pussy on my cock was heavenly. I hear guys all the time talk about accidentally slipping inside, it has never happened to be and I don't think it is possible. So I asked her to take me inside, she reached down and guided me inside her pussy. It felt divine. There is nothing better than a wet pussy wrapped around your cock with no barrier of any sort. Soon she was bouncing up and down and making load groans. There was a customer in the next room and they could definitely hear what was going on. Hearing Lily make noise only encouraged me as I started talking dirty to her, calling her a naughty slut. She reacts to it and repeats that she is a naughty slut who loves cock. I told her I want to take her ass. She stopped bouncing and told me she doesn't do anal anymore, but as I am an old customer she will make an exception. She leant back, reached down, taking my cock in her hand removed it from her pussy and guided me in to her ass. She told me she hasn't done anal for a while and to take it slow. As she was on top I just stayed lying and let her control the pace. At first she had trouble taking me fully inside, but after using some more oil as lube, it wasn't long until she was bouncing up and down groaning very hard, telling me to "fuck my ass, fuck my ass". I asked her to go to doggy position and from there I grabbed her waist and upped the tempo. Within about 3 or 4 mins banging her ass, slapping her ass and lots of moaning from both of us, I blew a big load into her guts. She let me keep pumping until entirely satisfied. She then removed my cock from her ass and squatted down to empty my cum on to a paper towel. She asked me if I wanted to shower, which I did, so went for a quick shower. On returning to the room I had 15 mins and Lily, still naked, gave me a very nice shoulder and neck massage. At the end, I handed over the money, giving a little more than usual and she seemed very happy.

On leaving the room I could clearly hear the customer in the next room was fucking the masseuse. She was not as vocal as Lily and could hear her telling the customer to be quiet, but the sound of flesh banging against flesh was unmistakable!

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A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking. A meeting does not need to occur, and money does not need to change hands. The only criterion is that she has accepted the initial booking. Members can post more than one review about an SP, but touting will result in a ban. Reviews are allowed up to 6 months ( for new members, this rule is currently relaxed to 12 months)after the event(positive or negative)
Only one sex worker can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency/establishment/ brothel. The exceptions are sex parties, duos, etc. and massage establishments where providers do not have names.
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Offline Tedbandy

You dirty dirty man.

Great review btw  :lol:

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Just how much did these hijinx set you back?

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Just how much did these hijinx set you back?

Was a few weeks ago but I recall massage was £50 and £70 for the extras.
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Nice review,  she's some experience,  no limits

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Offline rubandtuguk

A bareback anal session with Lily does sound quite legendary. Nice review mate :)

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Offline dross

Did you go to a GUM clinic :dash:

No he went to San Ling Swiss Cottage, it's a "massage" place   ;) :D

Offline jj8989

This is absolute filth. Nice review.

Won't be going anywhere near this place though 😂

Offline gamebred

So tempted to go but will refrain. Crazy fun on offer but not at the expense of my health

Offline Arfnice73

Solid review of a filthy experience.
Wondering - did you step outside, twirl the barrel and have a little round of Russian Roullette just for shits n giggles?!
 :D

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Nothing written in that review appeals to me one bit. Too old SP and definitely not the service I would want.

But cheers for a well written review P&D. As always. Informative stuff.

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@Mods,

Hi. Why has this been moved to the escort section? It is a review of a massage establishment, a massage took place (in fact two massages, one at the beginning and another at end of booking), along with extra services.

We know the massage section can only be viewed when logged in, therefore not indexable by Google. However Escort section is open to all. This risks the massage licence of the establishment. The council are known to have used reviews from UKP and other websites as evidence to get massage shops shut down in the past.

If this is a new policy then I will no longer write reviews for massage shops or at least withhold any info on extra services provided.
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@Mods,

Hi. Why has this been moved to the escort section? It is a review of a massage establishment, a massage took place (in fact two massages, one at the beginning and another at end of booking), along with extra services.

We know the massage section can only be viewed when logged in, therefore not indexable by Google. However Escort section is open to all. This risks the massage licence of the establishment. The council are known to have used reviews from UKP and other websites as evidence to get massage shops shut down in the past.

If this is a new policy then I will no longer write reviews for massage shops or at least withhold any info on extra services provided.

Just to add, the massage section even has the description "Reviews of your visits to massage establishments and freelancers and home visits."
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@Mods,

Hi. Why has this been moved to the escort section? It is a review of a massage establishment, a massage took place (in fact two massages, one at the beginning and another at end of booking), along with extra services.

We know the massage section can only be viewed when logged in, therefore not indexable by Google. However Escort section is open to all. This risks the massage licence of the establishment. The council are known to have used reviews from UKP and other websites as evidence to get massage shops shut down in the past.

If this is a new policy then I will no longer write reviews for massage shops or at least withhold any info on extra services provided.
It was a full service escort type booking, not just a massage with HE.

It's the services that are reviewed not the establishment.
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I would have to say this confuses me somewhat.

There are numerous reviews nationally in the massage section where FS was offered and taken and whereby that was very much the sole purpose of the OP-in-question’s visit in the first place. However, it happened at a massage parlour and makes sense to me that it lies in the massage section.
Can you explain what the difference is on this occasion please Davie?

My question is intended to gain clarity and not to challenge your decision thus far.

Thanks

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I would have to say this confuses me somewhat.

There are numerous reviews nationally in the massage section where FS was offered and taken and whereby that was very much the sole purpose of the OP-in-question’s visit in the first place. However, it happened at a massage parlour and makes sense to me that it lies in the massage section.
Can you explain what the difference is on this occasion please Davie?

My question is intended to gain clarity and not to challenge your decision thus far.

Thanks
Firstly I didn't move it so it wasn't my decision.

It's the service provider and the services they offer that is the subject of a review not the establishment, though it is possible that might change.

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I would suggest PumpDump has a good case here.

Many massage reviews end up with FS or close to it. In fact, there's a clamour for information on which SPs offer it so it's prized info. Many SPs end up getting into trouble or losing their jobs if it gets back to the establishment so the privacy offered by the massage section is important and the reviews will likely dry up if this casual rule is enforced. Even info on most extras is not to be made public so this sets a bad precedent and will likely undermine the forum.

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my post was just out of time - ignore

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Thanks for moving it back guys  :thumbsup:
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Thanks for moving it back guys  :thumbsup:

My view is let the OP decide where a post goes as there is no easy way to set a firm rule in this.


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I initially moved it out of "massage reviews" because it was a full service punt with penetration.
It's pointless just doing in based on the name - there are plenty of establishments named "massage" which are full service establishments, the name is simply used as a cover.
This wasn't a massage place where a girl was doing it under the counter on the sly, this was a place named "massage" which routinely delivers anal and vaginal penetration: its very popularity depends on it openly offering these services unprotected

I see Kev has moved it back into massage. In my view the only reason for doing that was if the intent was to hide the review from non-members. Otherwise to be consistent we'd have to move reviews for such full service providers as Temptations in Manchester, VIP-Massage in Preston, Lancs-Massage in Preston and many others to "reviews" simply because they have "review" in their names irrespective of actual services offered or delivered.

I see 90125's comment above and I'm certainly not going to cause an argument over this, but this clearly isn't as simple as the OP would like
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Disagree Scutty, by your logic we'd have to move a big chunk of the board to "escort" as OP pointed out, which the girls clearly don't advertise as.  Their UTC offer and reputation is a whole other thing and the point of the site to determine.  I take the site categories to align to the services publicly advertised. 

These are shops subject to council licencing, not flats or houses, and in the case of this place and many others they do provide "legit" massage only to clients (of both genders).

Similarly there are indie girls who advertise as massage, have a massage table and the initial offer/routine in the room is massage, extras may be introduced later as an option and subject to rapport/chemistry with client.  That's why we use the terms YMMV and WSWS.

Even when you're a known client and you/she cuts straight to the chase that doesn't stop the girl from advertising as she does and "screening" her clients so.

Where an escort performs a massage instead of the full service escort she advertises, that's where it might get 50-50 on where a review might go.  I may've moved one of those to escort section in the past.  Otherwise where a review is of a clearly FS escort and the punter takes a massage and all the trimmings, I've moved that to escort.