Author Topic: Samya Highclass FKK Saunaclub - cologne  (Read 4021 times)

Offline jartimus

I was here last week we arrived about 4pm, this club had a weird vibe that i didn’t really like.
We were chatting to a couple of Scottish guys in here who were having the absolute time of there life, having taken a couple of girls for a threesome, and some of the pretty girls were giving them a lot of attention, so they must have been spending big.
There was also a group of 4 youngish Japanese guys who i also talked to and they were also having a great time and to my eye seemed to be getting favourable treatment, or maybe it just wasnt my night.
We also chatted to an older local german guy who also loved this place because
1) all beer and soft drinks are free as well as the food which i also thought was decent.
2) if you wear the local football team shirt on days when there is a game you get half price entry.

So for me as soon as i entered a couple of the older not so pretty Romanian girls tried to latch onto me, i politely gave them the brush off as i was hoping to find some younger prettier girls.
I spent about 30 minutes chatting to my friend and drinking free beer in the open plan bar area and wandering round the small beer garden scouting out the talent.  I saw a pretty one sitting eating and chatting to her friend, I tried to get eye contact but she was not making it easy.
I walked over and got some food then casually walked over to the table the pretty girls were on and asked if I could sit.   There was an awkward minute when both girls looked at each other and then down and didn’t say anything!  So I just said ok no problem and walked away.  this then caused a bit of a hoo ha and some of the older uglier girls said something to the pretty girls who had ignored me, to which they protested they hadn’t said anything to me, the older girls said to me its ok you can sit with us, which was pointless because i didn’t fancy them, so i politely declined and this seemingly then offended these girls too, Jesus.
After eating i went back to the bar for another beer and spent about 30 minutes being approached by different older plainer girls, me politely declining, then me being steadfastly ignored by young pretty girls, WTF.
I spotted another young pretty girl, sitting outside chatting to her girl friends.  I thought fuck it i didn’t come here for nothing i have a wallet full of euros!  So i went over and asked if i could sit and asked her name.  It was awkward as fuck again, they all stopped talking, the pretty one I introduced myself to just told me her name then looked at me blankly and didn’t say anything else! After a few seconds i thought to myself well this is awkward. So smiled and said goodbye and walked back inside.  My friend was humouring a romanian girl who was being very talkative but no offence she just wasn’t sexy enough for either of us to consider spending money on her!  She started talking to me and said she had been watching me, and she had completely worked me out!  I was mr choosy because i had declined the girls who had approached me!
I was starting to get a really bad feeling about this place at this point, i was seemingly stuck in a rut in an fkk!
I told the girl that there was a pretty girl i had seen who i had tried to talk to earlier, she had just walked into the room, and was sitting across the room and steadfastly ignoring me.  I said i liked her and wanted to go to room with her. I had to do something to get out of this rut!  So my new romanian friend walks over to the young pretty one and spoke to her. Returned back after a minute looking bemused!  She said no, because earlier she asked you where you were from and you didn’t answer but got up and walked away!
You should always answer when a girl asks you a question!
I was a bit bemused at this point, being rejected by a girl in an fkk.  Having a crap time.  I was trying to be polite but something was off on this occasion.  Nothing like this has ever happened before.
To cut a long story short, i later went with a spanish girl, now reception told me 30 minutes with a girl was 50 euros, but the spanish girl told me kissing was ok, basic is 80 euros, owo was an extra 50 euros.
I went to room with her but didn’t have a good time. She had saggy tits with stretch marks, she also did one peck on the lips and told me not to touch her make up.  She also did a brief blow job and 69 then tried to get me to come really quick by using various sneaky tricks like trying to wank me really quick instead nice slow blow job.   Then she rushed me onto sex with condom, and used no lube whatsoever, he pussy was super dry and also not tight, and she tried to upsell me to finish in mouth for an extra 50 euros, so 180 all in all, I said no! Then just did a quick finish in the bag.  As soon as id finished she got up and passed me some tissues, then waited for me to get up! No cuddling or chatting!  After i paid her 130 euros she followed me about the club for a while with her big sister who was both older and uglier and fatter than her, trying to persuade me to do a threesome session.  Honestly.


To add balance to this sad tale, my friend had a great time with a first session with a blonde for 100 euros no extras.  Then later he did a 2 girl session for 200 euros 30 minutes and said he had a great time.

Later on i managed to find a nice pretty romanian who was 22 and looked like jessica alba.  100 euro full service, 50 euro extra for french kissing, 50 euros more for finish in mouth.   Very expensive but she was gorgeous and it was my last day in Germany and i had that many euros left so i went for it.

All in all this place as a whole was a negative from me but others might have a better time for less money!

Offline jartimus

Apologies for spelling and grammar I typed it all out on the phone.

Offline JackSaint

Sounds horrendous, lots of bad attitude and rip off pricing. I've only been to Globe in Zurich where the management, attitude and service has generally been spot on.

Thanks for reporting.

Think this is the website External Link/Members Only 

Offline filthyscotslover

Damn Jartimus you are getting around. When you cum, it must be dust that flies out

Offline Bootyhunter01

Being rejected by girls in FKK is common and nothing to worry about. When I went to Club Mondial (sister club But much cheaper) I was approached by few decent girls at the start, I politely declined them because I wanted to take my time. Then when I was ready, the first one I went for just turned and walked away. Another one at bar just touched my dick and said anaconda and said no. An old German guy told me a lot of guys will refuse because you are black but alot more will love to go with you, relax and take your time. He wss right. One of the Romanian girls I played with after giving her a massage showed me all the girls who love black guys and later I met a French black guy who recommended few girls, I had great time. If you are short of time and need to leave early, then it's a problem but if you have time then you'll get plenty you fancy who will be happy to go with you. The next day when I returned it was much easier because I knew the targets already.
Those who seem to be great time are definitely regulars and know the girls. Even on your second visit you will see a stark difference from your first visit.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2024, 01:33:45 pm by Bootyhunter01 »

Offline jartimus

Damn Jartimus you are getting around. When you cum, it must be dust that flies out

😂
Im back home now, spent all my money,  yeah we tried to make the most as this was kind of a once per annum trip.

Offline jartimus

Being rejected by girls in FKK is common and nothing to worry about.
Those who seem to be great time are definitely regulars and know the girls. Even on your second visit you will see a stark difference from your first visit.

Thanks yeah i only had this bad experience in this one club, and it kind of ruined the experience for me.
I do wish i lived close to a club like sharks, i would get an annual membership and go in every week,  but would probably get addicted and broke so maybe its a good thing i dont! 😂

Offline Rob23

Damn, this is very sad to hear I’ve been travelling to Samya for years. And my last visit was May and I loved it. Maybe it was just a bad day the specific day you went. In regards to the pretty girl who you approached and went quiet after you said hello. English is very limited for 90% of girls who work in these establishments so maybe she was waiting for you to lead the conversation for example waiting for a compliment or you asking about her services etc.

I hope next time it’s amazing here for you, it’s a great place.

Offline DrGFreeman

thanks for taking the time to post a report
I have also been rejected by girls in FKK, you just have move on and find another

I do think though your approaches to the girls were clumsy and so started the conversation poorly
I would never interrupt the girls during their meal, this is their break time to chat with their friends.
I would also not rock up to a group of girls and try to break into their conversation, its just rude.
My view is girls who are looking for customers will engage first in eye contact and then smile if they want to talk to you.
Being polite and respectful costs nothing but will increase your chances of success.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2024, 12:02:02 pm by DrGFreeman »

Offline DrGFreeman

English is very limited for 90% of girls who work in these establishments
I disagree. My experience is 90% of girls in these clubs speak perfectly good English.
Some only speak german in addition to their native language, but is a small minority

Offline Jerboa

thanks for taking the time to post a report
I have also been rejected by girls in FKK, you just have move on and find another

I do think though your approaches to the girls were clumsy and so started the conversation poorly
I would never interrupt the girls during their meal, this is their break time to chat with their friends.
I would also not rock up to a group of girls and try to break into their conversation, its just rude.
My view is girls who are looking for customers will engage first in eye contact and then smile if they want to talk to you.
Being polite and respectful costs nothing but will increase your chances of success.

Yes good advice, from reading his report it came across as he being clumsy, even hookers might give you the cold shoulder.
I used to go to this club fairly regular, first went over a decade ago, not been for a few years now, so no idea what Samya is like now, it always was well run, with management who kept the girls on their toes, it was a club that you would likely get better service with less hustle, guess the rates have gone up like every other fkk, used to be the standard €50=30min €75=1hr.