Author Topic: XXELLAROSEXENGLISHXX - Workington  (Read 2771 times)


4 review(s) for xELLAROSE (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline shaft10

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I seen this one pop up in my area and read 3 positive reviews on here ... the previous reviewers must be easily pleased!

1/2hr @ £100

Comms All done by text on the day, responses were usually within half an hour, up until meeting time then I only had to wait about 5 mins, which is a long time when your stood outside the location like a twat.

Location Scruffy flat (within a town house/terrace complex) right in the centre of town adjacent to a mini roundabout, if theres a more exposed area in the town I'm not aware of it, and I live here!!! ffs.

Appearance Pics are misleading at best, I knew I wasn't going to be meeting a super model based on the pics but I thought she'd be half decent, she was not. Quite tall for a woman, 5' 8" seems correct, dark hair, completely out of shape, carrying a lot of weight around the middle, long legs (not toned) .. less than average looking. The best thing about her was her tits, bolt ons, but because of how the rest of her looked I wasn't arsed about them either.

The Meet arrived at the location and parked up, fired off a text and about 5 mins later got a reply with flat no. and said come in, its open. So when I got to the flat and tried to enter, it was locked. As the entrance was on a main street, busy as it was mid afternoon I felt a bit uncomfortable, almost walked but little brain was overuling me so I text again .. she then came down to let me in, hiding behind the door. Once I got a look of her I knew there and then that this was going to be a pump n dump .. I should of walked based on the description above but I simply didn't have the bollox to do it.
Got up to the room and sorted money and she went away to stash. Came back dressed in her underwear, she's covered in bruises on her legs and arms, she's either clumsy or a self harmer, either way, very off putting.
She asks me to lay on my front for a quick massage to get things going, she starts with a light massage, flicking by balls now and again with her hands, they starts kissing my legs, and my arse. She then started to lick my arsehole and and my balls, not something I'm usually into but to be honest on this occasion I actually quite liked it, and was getting turned on by it to the point I had to slow her down a bit.
Turned over and had a suck on her tits then she reached over for a condom, put it on my my cock and asked me to fuck her.
I fucked away in missionary for a bit until I was ready to shoot, then pulled out and asked her to finish me off by hand, shooting over her stomach.

Clean up and out, within 20 mins!


Conclusion one of them punts where you wish you'd had a wank instead, thats all I'll say!

Offline Blackpool Rock

Always pops up in my search and i've been tempted many times but something always put me off, other review threads mention her not being in shape and being pissed

I was unlikely to punt her as she did turn up a few miles down the road about 6 months ago and I still thought Nah but your review seals her fate  :thumbsup:

Offline shaft10

Yeah I was toiling myself whether to or not based on the pics, and her piss poor comms .. but I usually commit at least 1 schoolboy error a year, and this was it  :dash:

Offline Deepthroater

She normally works around Preston/Chorley areas so sounds like she was just visiting.

Saw her about 10 years ago in Chorley, time flies and all that...still remember her doing me with a strapon  :scare:

She was all right then, sad to see when they fall on hard times. Why does she always SHOUT in her AW profile? Maybe she thinks we're hard of hearing  :D

Offline Sweep70