Author Topic: Glasgow Escort Agency - Laura - 30 min Incall  (Read 3155 times)

Offline Glesgaboy

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Comms - by text at 9am, easy

Location and venue - usual gaff near SECC Hydro, still scruffy inside.

Girl - the photos are representative of her.  Small tits, big ass and fullsome thighs.
I would say age 34 not 28,  size 10 on top and 10/12 below.
GND kinda looks, average looking facially.
English accent and she told me she is new to Glasgow but has worked for years down south , Edinburgh and Ayrshire too.

Services - good kisser .  Straight into soft GFE kissing that developed nicely into DFK.
She then sat on the edge of the bed (I prefer when they kneel!) and started some decent OWO.
Good eye contact, great attention to the shaft with varying strokes and depth .
She gave the baws some nice licking without prompting.

I went down on her trimmed bush  (fresh and juicy) for some RO - this is when she started moaning gently but continually in a repetitive way right till the end of the punt (Pretty off-putting and annoying tbh).

I bagged up and went for mish, trying to raise her legs while I stood at the edge of the bed - this didn't work.
Her legs are heavy and immobile so we had to move onto straight mish - her leg immobility still restricted entry.

So next I tried doggy which went fine albeit she has a pussy which is on the loose side.

We then tried CG which was ok, (but it's always better with a decent rack bouncing above my face!) as we headed for the finishing line.

I wiped up, skipped the offer of a shower and sandpaper to follow, had small talk and left.

I wont be booking her again. :hi:

Offline Charlie Richdson

That's Laura who used to work from New Town Sauna in Edinburgh

Offline Glesgaboy

Doh
Should have said- per menu-
£100 for 30 mins

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Doh
Should have said- per menu-
£100 for 30 mins
I know, school boy error to make  :sarcastic:

Should probably checked she hadn't fucked off before you reviewed/put the link up  :crazy:

Maybe you were too busy trying to show someone else up for missing rate/price in their review. Love Karma :lol:

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A I spotted my own error
B she might return based on the pattern of others there
C naw! That a preposterous suggestion.  :hi:

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A I spotted my own error
B she might return based on the pattern of others there
C naw! That a preposterous suggestion.  :hi:
D - Dont really care  :wacko:
E - Best to not get too upset with others you make a cunt of it  :hi:

Offline Glesgaboy

Didn’t take long for you to return to your old ways.  :unknown:
Away and give us peace  :timeout:

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Didn’t take long for you to return to your old ways.  :unknown:
Away and give us peace  :timeout:
Don't know what you mean by that. Bit strange.  :wacko:
F - U
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Offline Problem Child

Didn’t realise u were such an IT wiz GB?
Able to find and post links to dead webpages.
Do your talents know no limits? 🙃

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Didn’t realise u were such an IT wiz GB?
Able to find and post links to dead webpages.
Do your talents know no limits? 🙃
Did he PM you and tell you to say that. Actually quite funny.
Anyway the bit I edited from my last post I'm going to proof check, then we'll see how funny he finds things.

BTW PC anyone can copy a link off of someone that's already been reviewed, without checking if the link is still active.  :wacko:

Offline Problem Child

Hmmm? Musta missed that review..
Nvm I just made a fool pf myself… 🥺

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Hmmm? Musta missed that review..
Nvm I just made a fool pf myself… 🥺
Don't even think that forms a sentence. So no idea  :unknown:

Offline Problem Child

Well I’m sure you understand, but I’ll make my point in clearer English.
You’ve come on to this thread to aggressively point out an error that has already been corrected and frankly with your inaccurate post made a bit of a fool of yourself.
It’s perplexing why you continue to be so ridiculously and needlessly hostile? 🤷

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Well I’m sure you understand, but I’ll make my point in clearer English.
You’ve come on to this thread to aggressively point out an error that has already been corrected and frankly with your inaccurate post made a bit of a fool of yourself.
It’s perplexing why you continue to be so ridiculously and needlessly hostile? 🤷
Apart from you not having commented on this thread before I did (maybe you don't see the hypocrisy in that)

I wouldn't worry my little cotton socks about it!  :wacko:






Offline pilgrim

Everything was nice and peaceful when clattypats was on his sabatical, now since his return he has resorted to his original modus operandi of trolling every thread and feeling compelled to post some snide comment.  Why cant he just be normal and helpful for ONE day like the other forum helpers on the Scottish boards.

As for hypocrisy, and stating at #12 "Don't even think that forms a sentence. So no idea"  Have a look at your own posts, Ive just mentioned the two in this thread.  I lost the will to live reading through all your other drivel.  The following two certainly dont make sense.  I think you need to sit down, relax, calm down, have a drink or stay off the drink.  Dont be in such a rush to get your little sausage fingers typing away, dont post when you are wound up.

#4 "Should probably checked she hadn't fucked off before you reviewed/put the link up"

#6 "E - Best to not get too upset with others you make a cunt of it"

You certainly are worrying your little cotton socks about it!