Been on streak lately, and not a pleasant one.
Was in wood green so decided to try something local. Looked at who's online and there was Angelina. Checked her positive reviews on Ukpunting which were encouraging so i went for it. (Apr-24)
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Duration: 30min £70
Venue: Loft room in a run down house in a residential area just before the North Circular, 15min walk from Wood Green station.
Looks: Pictures are extremely flattering and make her look fit and hot. Previous punters described her as slim but they've either seen a completely different SP or she's just very disproportionately gained weight. 5'6-5'7 tops. Ass is weird, round yet flatish. She has a gut, albeit a small one. Never been to gym. Her face looks weird too, and with all due respect she kinda looked like a person with mild down syndrome (Im not trying to be mean, but trying to describe what i saw as realistically as possible coz the pics on AW are extremely flattering and angled in a way to hide imperfections and to enhance her derriere). Wouldn't be surprised if they've been photoshopped although i'm no expert identifying alterations. Personality wise, seemed bubbly chatty at first but switched to disinterested and rude as soon as the money was stashed away.
Action: OWO, Mish, Spoon fuck.
Should've walked as soon as i saw her but couldn't be bothered to look around for Plan B. She was bubbly and my dick was hard... so i thought "what's the worse that can happen". Got into the room and she was quite chatty (limited english or course) smiley and handed me a towel (did not look fresh to say the least) for a shower. The whole house was run down and quite dodgy, i had already taken a shower 30 min earlier so went to the bathroom, washed my dick and dried it with toilet tissues instead of using the towel. Back in the room, she wiped off that smile from her face sat down on the edge of the bed, wet wiped my cock and started a lacklustre OWO using 2 fingers to wank as if in disgust. Couldn't feel much so i started squeezing her bum while she was at it, and trying to control her head but she started huffing and puffing and telling me not to squeeze (I had barely touched her). 2min into it, i went for the dom and asked to go for standing doggy. Her immediate reaction was like "wtf" as if i was asking her fuck while flying. She stood up, bent over and crossed her arms on top of the drawers as if she was waiting for something. She purposely looked bored as if she was silently telling t get on with it. 3min into it i asked for CG, she said "no". I didn't argue and asked for mish. She lied down on her back huffing and puffing and while i was going inside her she mumbled something in Hungarian. I asked what she said, she replied "Jesus". Told her jokingly that Jesus wasn't here and that was my dick, hoping that it could improve things but nope, nothing. While i was pounding her, she kept mumbling in Hungarian and although i didn't mind whatever she was saying, her breath stank like garlic. Probably had not brushed her eat after eating. That was really off-putting so asked her to switch to side fuck. She got annoyed but complied. Unfortunately the smell of bad breath and poor attitude had gotten to me and started loosing my wood. Couldn't get inside her. She made sure to add the pressure by complaining about it and insisting to get on with it. At this stage i started arguing with her asking her if she was gonna continue complaining or was she gonna help me out. She suddenly had conveniently forgotten all understanding of the english language. I asked her to give me a hand job. She lied down next to me and started wanking me off with anger which didn't help. Told her to stop and that i wold wank myself off while she played with her pussy (she said no). I insisted, so she finally started randomly rubbing her in the least erotic way while mumbling some shit in Hungarian. That was it, i gave up, got up and started dressing up while telling her how shit this has all been and was she fuckin serious? She did not mumbling back in her language.
Pros:
I'm struggling to find anything, but nothing
Neutral:
None
Cons:
Rude, Disinterested and extremely poor attitude.
Bad breath
Misleading photos.
Verdict: Another Solid Negative. Avoid like the plague. I've had shit punts before, but this one tops the list. Starting to realise the extent to which some of the prossies have been mentally messed up from the industry and it's scary.
Oh and one more, she did ask me if i was ok with what i saw before paying to which i replied "yes of course"... me being polite... big mistake. So i'm guessing, she's kind of used to people walking out on her coz of her misleading pics.
Topic: X Angelina Porn X - Horrible, Rude, Misleading profile - Wood Green (Read 2218 times)