Author Topic: Thai Lisa - Bolton  (Read 1416 times)


31 review(s) for SexyThaiLisa (24 positive, 2 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by scouting]

Offline CameronB

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Comms: Absolutely fine, friendly and met as planned yesterday. £70 - 30 minutes

Premises: BL1 1HR - Apartment - Bit of a shithole but discreet enough on ground floor. She gives you aparment number then additional code number to enter building.

Looks: Not the best looking Thai, hence not petite, not fat, decent enough body, lovely nipples, but her face/body not what I expected in comparison to her previous what's app picture with red lipstick. She has since changed it to a more realistic look.

Attitude/personality: She is absolutely bonkers, possibly on something. On arrival, she started trying to dance, nearly falling over and basically acting like a clown. Was not an attractive look, but seen as she seemed happy, thought would give it a chance but in all honestly wish I didn't to what followed.

Service: After the crazy bonkers introduction and money handed over, she was so paranoid and checked for cameras. My mobile was put into my bag in front of her so crazy behaviour and sort of made me uncomfortable. I just said to her, you see my bag is on your chair and she said "you ok" Then she started flaffing about with putting on songs on her mobile phone for 3-4 minutes at least when I was trying to get the action that i paid for to get started. She just said, you wait, in a rude way so I just waited there until she finally came closer. No DFK as promised, no GFE as promised, hence ridicolous. She took her off her bra, where thought to myself fuck this, going to get my money's worth and get out of there, so gave them a good groping and licking, then she proceeded to give me a nice BJ (Finally) as she started to "calm down" a bit. She then tried to stop the sex by keeping on tapping down my hard cock with her hand and I told her what are you doing. She tried this to get my soft but did not work, so quickly switched to Then licked her out, her pussy has been smashed so many times, can just tell, was not the usual beautiful thai looking or tasting pussy I have had, so did not stay too long down there conscious of the time she has already wasted being bonkers. Told her let's fuck darling, so on with the rubber and started pounding her in missionary with her legs over my shoulders for a good 5 minutes (she is not the most flexible) but managed it. Then doggy for a bit, again she could not really been down to get a better angle so back to mish for a bit longer and came into the bag. No kissing, passion, nothing, just a pump and dump literally. Asked for a shower, and left while she was on her phone to a Thai person. Given wanted to get out of there and straight to the pub, Spinning Mule for brekkie/coffee and a pint to forget all about her, no pleasant goodbye as she was still on her mobile, the crazy bitch! Lol Thankful had a long shower and fucking her bit longer than 30 minutes for all her crazy wasted time and antics. This was definetely the most bonkers experience I have had and thankful will never see her again.

Conclusion: Guys, please note, if you like crazy, bonkers type but also unpredictable then that is up to you. This was my experience of her. Cheers
« Last Edit: June 01, 2024, 10:09:43 am by CameronB »

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She is certainly bonkers Cam, but she has had lots of good reviews in the midlands - including mine. I had lots of DFK and free anal with her. However there was one review giving a neutral due to her eccentric behaviour. I thought I could smell weed in her flat. I think it's just a case of pot luck as to how crazy she is in the moment.

Unfortunately she doesn't have an AW profile to link the reviews together.

Offline sir wanksalot

She is certainly bonkers Cam, but she has had lots of good reviews in the midlands - including mine. I had lots of DFK and free anal with her. However there was one review giving a neutral due to her eccentric behaviour. I thought I could smell weed in her flat. I think it's just a case of pot luck as to how crazy she is in the moment.

Unfortunately she doesn't have an AW profile to link the reviews together.

I gave her a positive review but only just.

I prefer my women to be feminine and sensual and I didn't find her to be either.

Unlike the OP I found her body to be bang on although post coital and once the adrenaline had left me I observed she did have pretty broad shoulders and I tried to scrub the thought welling up in my brain  :lol:

She also did the dancing thing with me at the outset and I didn't have a f**king clue what to do with her at that time.

No kissing. Pfaffing around even trying to find a condom made me lose wood. Singing (badly) a lot of the time.

Not one I would plan to ever see again.

Offline Snagbadjer

Just goes to show how experiences can differ, as I had a pretty good meet with her. Yeah she was a bit hyper, but nothing sinister about that.

I got full on DFK and if I remember correctly went over the half hour. Certainly got my money's worth. The only time she shut up was when she was sucking me off or when I was muff diving on her, which soon got her quiet and relaxed. Her pussy was really trim and fresh, though, so I'm not sure if you caught her at the end of the day lol.


Offline frankc

This just just goes to show what a funny old hobby this punting lark is....I've seen this one 4 times, the last visit being this week, and each punt, for me, has been top notch. Yes, she's very eccentric and maybe for some she's probably a bit intimidating but I've always had a full on service and more.

Seems you had a pretty shitty punt there mate, it reads like a deserved red to me so thanks for the honest review 👍

Offline CameronB

This just just goes to show what a funny old hobby this punting lark is....I've seen this one 4 times, the last visit being this week, and each punt, for me, has been top notch. Yes, she's very eccentric and maybe for some she's probably a bit intimidating but I've always had a full on service and more.

Seems you had a pretty shitty punt there mate, it reads like a deserved red to me so thanks for the honest review 👍

Leah more than made up for this today. Just messaged you mate. Wow!! 😋🔥

Offline frankc

Leah more than made up for this today. Just messaged you mate. Wow!! 😋🔥

Hope you've not worn the poor girl out too much

Offline CameronB

Hope you've not worn the poor girl out too much

😋 Well at the end she told me I do not need to go to the gym now 🤣 Proper GFE 👌