The scene: 2am Friday night. Just finished work and have major boneritus (the horn).
I have a quick scan of AW and set the search criteria to last modified date. The only one that takes my fancy is Brenda. £60 for half an hour, that'll do. I get on the blower and fire off a few basics: OWO and deepthroat. "No problem" she says.
I arrange the meet for an hours time - enough time for me to have a shower and get changed.
The venue: A 3rd floor flat in fiveways next to the subway and bowlplex.
I'm a little early, but call her and am given the door entry code and flat number. As I approach the door she opens it and stands behind it - I brace myself for a bait and switch and start plotting my escape, but as I step through the doorway I am pleasantly surprised. She is exactly like her pictures (apart from the stupid curly wig she was wearing) - good looking, and hard bodied. She has the type of small natural tits that defy gravity and look stuck on. Oh. Yes. It's on!
Now here's where things turn pear shaped. She leads me into the kitchen - it has a bed in the corner and she guides me over to it and tells me to strip. Yes, we're gonna fuck in the kitchen. Ok, so I go with the flow, strip and hop onto the bed. She immediately grabs some wet wipes and starts vigorously polishing me, even after I tell her I've showered. She then reaches over and grabs the johnny, I grab her hand and remind her what she had agreed to - "sorry, I don't do". I've paid her, Sergei is probably in the next room, no chance of a refund, so I stay.
I'm then given what could I can only describe as a "tip job". No deepthroat. Lying bitch.
After 60 seconds of this she climbs aboard and says "slowly please baby, I'm tight". I get around 2 mins of her in cowgirl and am ordered to come on top. I decline and her I want doggy. Ok she says, "but slowly". I nod and slowly enter her from behind. I go at a snails pace for a couple of minutes but am getting bored. My strokes start getting longer, harder and quicker. I push her head down and straighten her legs a little and go full rpm. "Slowly baby" she says "fuck that" I reply. She tries to reach under and use her hand to avoid deep penetration but I grab both her wrists and hold them while I drill away. I'm not far from exploding now so ask her about a facial to finish, "no" she replies. I carry on for a few minutes and just shoot in the johnny inside her.
There's not one particular thing that makes me rate her as a negative, it's a culmination of everything. Yes, she has a rock hard body and awesome small tits, but the level of service and the lying to entince you is just not on.
Another one to avoid guys.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyUpdate: She seems to have put her rates up to £70 for half an hour.
