External Link/Members OnlyDour and joyless pump and dump.
Booking sorted by text and I checked that OWO and kissing were available as per the Vivastreet ad.
She is tall for a Thai, probably around 5ft 6 and facially like her photos - well the ones where her expression is glum. She was wearing a summer dress and as I shortly found out she was naked underneath. She was polite and formal, not friendly and welcoming. In my experience if a Thai says she is over 25 then she is probably at least in her forties. I'd say she is in her mid thirties which was fine by me. We went upstairs and into a small bedroom with a single bed. She told me to strip off while she stashed the cash. She came back in and told me to lie on my front. What followed was 5 minutes of crap massage. I asked for sensuality and got mild brutality including toe cracking although things improved when she sat on my back and I could feel her bare arse and some bush siding over me. Rolled over and she removed the dress while I was looking at her. Slim but not toned, trimmed fanny, mum tum and larger than expected but slightly saggy boobs. Not a tight Thai bod but ok. Her English was very rudimentary throughout.
She moved between my legs and put my cock straight in her mouth for what I assumed would be some OWO. Immediately it felt wrong and she went at it very hard and fast. It got me hard but I wasn't enjoying it. When she moved away I saw the problem - she had put a condom on with her mouth so it was OW. She said OWO "next time". I tried for a snog a couple of times but she just moved her head away and said....."next time".
Once I was hard she lay on the bed, liberally covered her fanny with lube and indicated that I should start fucking. She just laid there while I pumped away. I said I wanted her to turn over and I finished in doggy. She didn't move while I was pumping away. She disengaged, handed me the wipes and told me to get dressed. She put her dress back on and left the room. A couple of minutes later she returned and led me down the stairs and showed me out looking almost happy. Her parting words were...."next time".
Given it a neg because I think she knows exactly what she is doing - the absolute minimum as quickly as possible. I also think she speaks more English than she lets on. It was a waste of £60 and unsurprisingly there will be no "next time".
I was there just over 20 minutes.
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