Hello all, new to UkPunting, this is my first review
This is a review of Asian Haven massage in Reading, which have been reviewed here several times
I have been to Asian haven maybe 5 times, I live nearby so it is convenient, not a single visit have been memorable. I like massages and Asian girls are the best at relieving a knot and releasing a nut
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I texted the shop about 20 minutes before arriving, previously I go with no prior reservation. After reading some of the reviews in here I thought I might get something good if I arrange this visit before arriving. Said I wanted a 1hr massage and I wanted a young masseuse. I have gotten massage in this place by some really old ladies, so I wanted to make sure what I want is clear.
Once I arrived, I get to the manager, said I texted, she tells me only one masseuse is available and she is not that young and if I want a younger masseuse I would need to wait for about 10 minutes. This is not me saying this, it is the manager saying the masseuse is not young. She proceeds to say she is a Thai lady and she is good. I said how old is she? She suddenly calls for “Anna”, i believe this is the name, I’m really terrible remembering names. Anna appears from the break room near the reception, clear wrinkles around the mouth, short, slim, no visible boobs or bottom. I look back at the manager and tell her I’ll come back in about 10 minutes, texted her after I left to text back if another masseuse is available.
After about 15 minutes, she texts me saying to come back another masseuse is available. I was nearby so went in and paid 50£ for 1hr massage and she showed me to the room.
Few minutes and comes in, I believe she said her name is “Miki”. Miki is not young, maybe younger than Anna, but not young, I would say she is 45+, no wrinkles, not too short but no curves to talk about and her English comprehension is low. I curse my luck and proceed to undress. I lay facedown on the table, she starts spanking my ass. I thought well this might be fun at least, asked to see her naked, she said after the massage.
The massage was hard, which I don’t mind, some CC but no reach under at all. Told me to turnover about a bit over 30 minutes later. Asks me what I want, I usually get B2B in this place, I said B2B with BJ, I also asked for rimming but not sure if she didn’t understand or she pretended not to understand. Agreed 70£, which is high. She takes her cloths off, small saggy tits and a small bottom. Starts by moving her hands on my legs and belly, then gets on the table and rubs her tits on my body. Then starts linking my body from groin to nipples the starts licking my penis. Few moments later she starts sucking, a minute later I bust my load, I tapped her on the shoulder before the release, it splashes on me and on her and then she sucks the last drops from the source directly, I guess I could have busted in her mouth. She cleans me up and then she gets dressed up. She gave a head massage, then I got dressed.
Overall experience with this place is pretty disappointing.
Highlight of the visit: the room next mine, the gentleman there I guess had a 30 minutes massage because he arrived and left during my massage. However, during the entire session, both the client and SP had a full on conversation with laughing and giggling, both of them. So, the SP’s English must have been pretty good. Heard the gentleman leaving and sounded like a pretty happy customer. Is there hope to this place after all?
