So Doc you weren't a gynaecologist but you didn't mind taking a look
I remember once waiting for my last patient of the day at my Private clinic and who was late. I decided she was not going to turn up so I poured myself a drink.
Then the doorbell rang and it was the patient apologising profusely and very flustered from rushing.
“It's OK I said, I was having a gin and tonic while waiting. Do you want one to help you relax?”
“Yes please” she replied
So I gave her a drink, and we sit down and start talking.
Suddenly the doorbell rings again, I get up and look at the door CCTV monitor. It was Mrs H.
I turn to the patient and say “It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes, lie on the couch and spread your legs, otherwise, she might think there is something suspicious going on!