MARIA Chinese, Stress Therapy Southgate N14 - A pleasant, weird, fun experiance!

[FidoDido69]

Girl:Maria
From: Chinese
Stated Age: "Young, Very Young"
Apparent Age: Definitely not "Very Young" - maybe in mid 30's
English: Fluent
Venue: Stress Therapy - 82 Crown Lane, Southgate ,London N14 5EN.
Busy road with lots of shops behind Southgate Station. Not the most discrete as plenty people waiting to pick people up from Station or shops customers walking - Im always nervous going that someone I know will see me.
Website:External Link/Members Only
Contact No: 020 8886 5888
Transaction: £90

• House fee: £30
• Duration: 30 mins
• Extras: £60 for girl

Booking:
Always fairly easy and straight forward. Called and asked who was working, given options. Only things to be mindful of is that the venue is Chinese operated and they always push the Chinese girls more and often wont mention if there are European or other nationality girls working. SO ALWAYS ASK if you prefer an alternative to a Chinese girl!.
As I had seen the other two plenty of times before, Coco (Chinese) and Victoria (European) - Maria was new so opted to go for her.

Brief comments on Coco and Victoria:
saw a year ago maybe.... so wont detail as separate reviews
Coco: Fuller frame Chinese (i believe) lady. Older... maybe early 40's. Massage was decent and will offer a lot more including Sex, Kissing is a bit weird as she will just poke out her tongue and do what you will with it.
Victoria: European, mid 30's. Decent massage. Don't recall B2B but top off certainly and a nice pair of tits. No kissing or any thing extra. She did how ever allow rubbing her pussy over the under wear. But thats as far as she went....

The Girl:
Fairly attractive, wide round face, pretty eyes and nice smile, not fat and not slim. . Wasn't sure what to expect as with Chinese it can go either way. She looked youngish when she walked in but through the session It became apparent she was maybe a bit old than told.  She looked pleasant enough and had good energy about her so I relaxed and stopped stressing that this will be a bum out! and from what I could see at this point her body seemed decent - but would later find out how decent.

Lights, Camera, Action:
Quick to strip off and I was on the table. At this point I could see she was struggling to put the towel over the wall light as it wouldn't dim any more. So got up to help her and deliberately stood stuck next to her to get things going... got the light sorted and grabbed her for a little hug and went in for a kiss... she wasn't expecting this but got a kiss on the lips... this seemed to move the mood along some what positive.,...
Back on the stable and she started with the massage on my shoulders and neck standing at my head, Not wanting to waste time - i reached out my arms and started to stroke her legs and very quickly my hands we on her bare ass from under her skirt. She didn't stop me while i stroked her ass cheeks and ran my finger gently up and down the butt crack (over the under wear however)
After about 5 mins - she took charge and grabbed my arms and put them back next to my body - that she cant massage me properly like this! hahha

Massage was decent, she put in the effort but I felt she was conscious of the time wanting to give me a good massage and still leave time for some extras. after about 15 mins asked to turn over and asked what I wanted to do... I enquired whats on offer and the reply was you're a regular here so why you asking me - you the boss you tell me and I do...
Asked for B2B, Kissing and HJ... how much will you pay me was the reply! On this occasion I only brought £60 extra with me adamant that I wont pay more. If i had more I know myself I would have ended up giving what ever I had. She accepted the £60 and started to undress...

As she had her top left, i sat up and pulled her closer and took charge to take her bra off my self... which nicely led into kissing her neck, lips, and then straight in to those tits!
She in the ended up having a fairly decent body. Neat, not fat - but a nice frame. Her tits, a nice decent handful with those perky nipples that hardened in a flash, Poking out far enough i could hang my winter coats off them.

We stayed in that position for a few mins while i devoured her tits and my hand around the back gently massaging her pussy and ass.. but wasn't allowed to go to close to the pussy as i found out when she started to get went my fingers slipped inside and she was VERY quick and STERN to warn me no fingers inside! That said as my hard dick poked as her hairy pussy in that position...

.......THIS IS WHERE HER OCD KICKS IN AND WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.......!!!

she grabs a tissue and wraps my dick with her and sticks my dick in between her legs tight against her pussy! While she may have been enjoying it having a hard dick to push against her pussy while she ryhmically moved ,.. for me it was very dry and not doing mych but she seemed to be getting in to it so i wehnt along with it. Aggressivley telling me to euck her nipples and pussing ny head hard onto them as if she was getting reallly horney... then the tissue gave way and she felt my bare cock agasint her pussy and she stopped fast,...

grabbed another tisshe and pusshed me back onto the table, laid the tissue back around my cock and sat on top of it and started to simulate sex on top of me. while dry... this wasnty to bad and i sat up and kissed (lip only and agreement was she was lead charge on it) we simulated sex me pumping up while she sat on my lap...

She gets off eventually from what seemed like having had an orgasm as she few brief moments she went silent and i could hear her breathing fast and almost as if not wanting to show she orgasamed ... more oil and she starts to give me hand relief, her lips stuck to mine and my finger almost inside her ass... i shot my load hard.


For an experience I was not so sure about - ended up being a very decent experience and I actually really enjoyed - even the cock wrapped in rissue! There is talk of a BJ when we become friends! what ever tat means... spend more more more and Ill give you one!

But sex and fingers are definitely off the cards as she said many many times that she is very conscious of health and anything going near her pussy...

Would i recommend?... Yes
Would I revisit? ... Yes but only of my regulars are not there so as a promising back up .. 100%

[chriss]

Great review.
Is remaid me hungarian massue called Alexandra Pink27 she stimulating cow girl sex and she was so good I never know I fuck her or she HJ me. She back to Hungary 2020

[Kojac]

@FidoDido69 Great find and great review 

Don't be put off by her indifference, she just needs to get to know you a little better (standard game almost all women play), by the 2nd or 3rd visit she'll be down to do anything you want to her (within reason). so don't delay on a follow up visit.

Next time carry a condom, show her 80 notes and her pussy will be yours, just make sure your finger nails are cut short and also wash your hands in the basin when she is in the room. 

[Harryhood]

Coco: Fuller frame Chinese (i believe) lady. Older... maybe early 40's. Massage was decent and will offer a lot more including Sex, Kissing is a bit weird as she will just poke out her tongue and do what you will with it.

This sounds like Coco from FuHe in Shepherds Bush

[Mikeb]

Have to say I cracked up laughing at that floating banner of "...THIS IS WHERE HER OCD KICKS IN AND WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.......!!!"
Touché 

[jayper]

Have to say I cracked up laughing at that floating banner of "...THIS IS WHERE HER OCD KICKS IN AND WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.......!!!"
Touché 

Touché, but no fingeré!

[Bassman]

Another good review.

I’m always tempted by this place. It’s been known for a while they provide “extras”. However not being able to see the person ahead of time puts me off this and other places like this. Knowing my luck I’d end up with some toothless granny offering to suck me off after a decent massage 😂

[FidoDido69]

Another good review.

I’m always tempted by this place. It’s been known for a while they provide “extras”. However not being able to see the person ahead of time puts me off this and other places like this. Knowing my luck I’d end up with some toothless granny offering to suck me off after a decent massage 😂

I can , I think’ confirm at-least this much that only the Chinese / Asian ones will offer substantially more .. you’re not going to get anything from the European ones there except B2B massage and Hand Relief.

There is Alexandra (I think ) she doesn’t do B2B either … Carla and Natalie will extend to B2B and HR. But no more .. I think I can say so as I have seen both Carla and Natalie a fair bit and if there was anything more on offer I’d know by now ..

and yes , the Chinese ones are a mix bag and none of them have been amazingly attractive - some where OK and I think most are are a little older - late 30’s or early 40’s I guess .

Alexandra no idea of age - but massage was good
Carla late 20’s or maybe very early 30’s (I’ve reviewed her ) amazing body and good massage also ! Romanian but says she is Spanish - she is Romanian!
Natalie mid 20’s - Romanian - cracking body and decent massage .

Not sure days for Alexandra - I think Mondays
Carla Wednesday
Natalie - Wednesday and Friday

Happy hunting

[KingCrowley]

Does anyone remember Natasha that used to work here pre covid. Big titted blond Ukrainian lady. She used to be loud and tipsy most of the time but had a decent rack on her.

[Bassman]

I can , I think’ confirm at-least this much that only the Chinese / Asian ones will offer substantially more .. you’re not going to get anything from the European ones there except B2B massage and Hand Relief.

There is Alexandra (I think ) she doesn’t do B2B either … Carla and Natalie will extend to B2B and HR. But no more .. I think I can say so as I have seen both Carla and Natalie a fair bit and if there was anything more on offer I’d know by now ..

and yes , the Chinese ones are a mix bag and none of them have been amazingly attractive - some where OK and I think most are are a little older - late 30’s or early 40’s I guess .

Alexandra no idea of age - but massage was good
Carla late 20’s or maybe very early 30’s (I’ve reviewed her ) amazing body and good massage also ! Romanian but says she is Spanish - she is Romanian!
Natalie mid 20’s - Romanian - cracking body and decent massage .

Not sure days for Alexandra - I think Mondays
Carla Wednesday
Natalie - Wednesday and Friday

Happy hunting

Good info thanks 

[tantraman]

... she grabs a tissue and wraps my dick with her and sticks my dick in between her legs tight against her pussy! While she may have been enjoying it having a hard dick to push against her pussy while she ryhmically moved ,.. for me it was very dry and not doing mych but she seemed to be getting in to it so i wehnt along with it. Aggressivley telling me to euck her nipples and pussing ny head hard onto them as if she was getting reallly horney... then the tissue gave way and she felt my bare cock agasint her pussy and she stopped fast,...

This tissued frottage is indeed weird ... doesn't the tissue simply rip and shred apart inbetween genitalia with all the double-sided dry rubbing?

[FidoDido69]

This tissued frottage is indeed weird ... doesn't the tissue simply rip and shred apart inbetween genitalia with all the double-sided dry rubbing?

Yeah .. and it did and she clearly didn’t think it would .. and when it did - she did it again with a new one haha

[FidoDido69]

Does anyone remember Natasha that used to work here pre covid. Big titted blond Ukrainian lady. She used to be loud and tipsy most of the time but had a decent rack on her.

I thought this Natasha was the same as I found an old review for the same name and location .. but she is y the same one - I hear that Natasha was generous in what was on offer - as the review suggested