The wording of the profile is definitely her own work...her paranoia is long standing. I'm surprised none of the Dundonian locals haven't commented on it already.
I've seen her twice, my appointments were a good few years apart and I've got to say I had a good time with her on both occasions...sexually and banter wise. However, I should also point out that I had various short notice cancellations between the first and second punts.... get the picture
