External Link/Members OnlyToday was always going to be a good day. It was one of those days when you can sense that all will be well. The sun was shining and after a good night’s sleep, I was fully charged. Emily was booked – and so was Kinky Nicole.
Then it all went tits up.
It took AN HOUR AND 36 MINUTES to travel less than 7 miles from W8 to E1. This meant that I was 36 minutes late for my meeting with the delectable Emily Crème Brulee.
I had of course kept her informed with profuse apologies en route, but I’m sure she must have thought: ‘this timewasting fuckwit isn’t going to turn up’.
However, such thinking was not for a moment apparent from her soothingly reassuring text messages: ‘it’s ok, no rush’, ‘no worries sweetheart’ and ‘relax’.
A promising prelude.
The Good:What a stunningly beautiful girl Emily is.
Correction: what a stunningly beautiful -woman- Emily is.
For me, she’s dangerously close to the definition of an ‘ideal woman’. Hair, eyes, lips … and everything south from there. She is sexy, curvy and a real bombshell … and she doesn’t know it.
Now we all like to think of ourselves as amateur psychologists/anthropologists when we’re out punting. We all do it, so let’s just admit it. It’s as much about the small nuances in behaviour and body language as about the ‘act’ itself.
Emily doesn’t know she’s a beauty. She really doesn’t. I bet she was the ugly kid at school who blossomed into the true beauty she is now. Moreover, she’s bashful, occasionally shy and totally focused on pleasure.
What pleasure it is! I didn’t ‘get it on’ like that with a girl since my wedding night. It was full on in every respect: serious, prolonged DFK and a lot of tongue play, gentle biting and some serious teasing.
Out of this world.
The act itself was even better. We were both exhausted and collapsed together on her comfy bed. Then we lay together in one another’s arms. It was a tender and extremely intimate experience.
We had overrun the hour by some time but it didn’t seem to matter.
The BadThe area. E1 is a shithole even on a Sunday when there’s no traffic. My definition of punting hell. That said, Emily’s building was fine and her flat was very comfortable.
I really hope she decides to relocate to a more central and easily accessible location.
The Ugly: N/AFinal wordsI‘m by nature quite a sceptical fellow, but now I understand what a true GFE is.
Already meeting this siren again next week and look forward to it like a child looks forward to Christmas morning.
All things considered, Emily is true to her moniker and a real tasty treat:
9.85/10I can’t rate her service as this was not a ‘service’ at all – it was magnificent.
11/10Overall score -
10+
