Tried to make an appointment via phone call, which wasn't answered. Almost straight away I got a text back saying " My address is such and such, what time would you like?"
I asked for 11am the next day, she said ok see you tomorrow. A couple of hours later she asked if I could make it 12 noon. I said yes.
I arrived a few minutes early and went upstairs, knocked on the door, no reply, knocked again, I could hear music or something coming from inside, then I heard someone coming up the stairs, it was her.
She didn't smile, said hello and let me in. The room was cold and I wasn't keen to take my kit off in that environment, she had brought a heater with her and plugged it in.
I asked how much clothing she wanted me to remove, she said it's up to you, I stripped down to my underwear and laid face down on the table. She didn't talk much while she placed my limbs where she wanted
them. Then the massage began, she firmly kneaded my legs and lower back and then stood up on the table and walked all over me, I felt well and truly squished! After about ten minutes she gave me a choice of massage oils, I went for the odourless one and she gave my back, shoulders, arms and legs a more relaxing massage.
Then it started to get more interesting, she pulled at my pants and asked if she could remove them, I said yes. This allowed her to continue and rub my buttocks as well. After a short time she gestured towards my penis and asked if I wanted that massaging saying it would be £30, I said I didn't have enough cash, she said I could pay by card, I thought what the hell. I was told to turn over and she used some baby oil on my meat and two veg, quite gentle and with a good technique. It didn't take long to thicken up, I tried a bit of dirty talking and thanked her for milking me. It wasn't long before my sap was over flowing and she kindly cleaned me up.
I'm gonna give this a positive review but it was close to being a neutral, and the reasons, her website says £30 for a 30 minute massage, she wanted £35. Hand job was £30, I read other people getting it for £20. Then she charged me an extra £1 for the card transaction. She was a bit of a misery guts, I tried to make conversation but she wasn't having any of it.
The up side was, good massage and hand relief and I got a complimentary bottle of water and 3 sucky sweets (for being a good boy)
Oh and one important thing to remember, you have to walk into a shop/reception area and walk up 2 flights of stairs to the right, so don't make eye contact with other people or you're going to look sheepish.
