External Link/Members OnlyCost: £35 for 30 minutes plus £20 for topless OW
Having had a bit of a punting hiatus, I found myself getting the urge again and so browsing the recent reports on here came to the conclusion that Mei Spa offered the greatest likelihood of getting more than HR.
Sent a message asking about availability and choice and got a message back saying 2 girls would be available to choose from when I arrived for the time I booked.
Premises are in Chorlton and I parked in one of the streets nearby and walked to the front door. Unfortunately it was locked and I had to ring the doorbell and wait for it to be opened. All in view of the traffic waiting at the traffic lights.
Asked to remove shoes on entering and asked how long I wanted via google translate. "Apparently" one girl was already in a booking, so it was Mandy (I think that's what she said her name was) who'd be my masseuse.
Mandy is a slim short Chinese girl with tiny tits but large dark nipples. Facially not a stunner, but still quite pretty - 6/10. Bit too giggly for my liking but with her lack of English I thought conversation would be limited anyway.
Up the stairs to the massage room, and asked to pay the fee. I asked what extras would be available so I could pay upfront (and because I've had experiences of where the girl makes you get up mid massage/boner to pay the extras and ends up killing the mood). For whatever reason she insisted we would discuss extras at the end of the massage.
Massage was just OK. No real technique and no real teasing/reach unders to get me interested apart from a slap on my arse when asked to turn over.
Front was barely massaged before she started stroking my dick and asked what I'd like. Options were, BJ for £20, B2B £40 and FS £80.
At this stage I wasn't interested in anything more than a BJ but she tried to persuade me to have B2B as well and she'd do me a deal for a BJ & B2B for £50.
I told her I wasn't interested in the B2B and only wanted the BJ finish. Lo and behold, she wanted paying upfront, so with hard on rapidly wilting, went and got her the £20!
At this point, the door bell rang so off she scuttled to let the chap in, and left me with my cock receding rapidly
She returned a few minutes later all apologetic, and said something which I didn't understand, and removed her top and bra to reveal her tits. Maybe this was her way of apology???
She restarted the stroking of my cock to get me hard again and I thought I had misunderstood and it was only a HJ for £20, but once hard she grabbed a plastic bag (WTF??!!) and wrapped my cock in it and proceeded to suck me.
Though her technique was decent, the bag meant I could barely get any stimulation, so stopped her doing what she was doing and asked her to wank me off.
Few seconds later, I came and the bag was removed and she proceeded to clean me up.
Her giggliness reappeared at this point and she tweaked my nipple, slapped my arse and watched me get dressed.
Left 25 minutes later feeling a bit short changed but not too pissed since I'd only paid £55 in total.
Would I return? Not really.
Recommend? Not really, but for others YMMV
