Author Topic: Marry in Wandsworth SW6 - Ilovemassage  (Read 2074 times)

Offline VanillaMan

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Having somehow been directed to this site, I took it upon myself to visit Marry. Her page gave some good reviews although it was misleading that the ad says Canary Wharf yet she was in Wandsworth.

Following a flurry of texts, a mutually convenient time was arranged and despite traveling by car through south London, I actually arrived on time!

Marry's photos appear to have been taken some years ago when much younger as the person who presented from behind the front door was several sizes different/too big and not my cuppa tea. I was offered a shower and took it as I'd been working in the garden during the afternoon so was sweaty and preferred to be clean and respectful for what was to come. I then lay front down on the bed and she was happy that I paid the £150 "by cash or card?" at the end.

Marry claims to be a professional masseuse and not an escort however, I would rank her effort in the top three worst-performing experiences I have ever had. There was no structure to her massage, no smooth, silky strokes, no attempt to un-knot any knots and certainly no attempt to perform any reach-unders or credit card swipes with anything like a sensual touch. I kept thinking this would get better but it just didn't. After about twenty minutes she got on top of me for some B2B and again, there was no sensuality at all in her just sliding up and down, up and down repeatedly and I could even feel the stubble from her pubic mound on my buttocks.

I called a stop to it all right there and told her that I wasn't at all happy with her abject performance. She said, "What about payment then?" I replied "I'll give you £50 and that's it" to which she did not respond. I had a quick rub down with the towel, got dressed, put my shoes on which were in the hall/landing and left.

So definitely a big Negative from me. Perhaps her friend Katia can show her how its done as her many reviews are extremely complimentary.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Cheers for the review and sorry to hear about the shitshow.

Is this the Katia you were talking about?
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Which reviews do you mean? The ones on the ilovemassage website? You can't read too much into those IMO.

I think I've seen her, though.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=394478

Offline VanillaMan

Yes, this is the girl.
What else has one to go one except for the reviews?

Offline Jim7519

Yes, this is the girl.
What else has one to go one except for the reviews?

I went to see Katia last week ....it was disaster ...crap massage and very unfriendly ....Review to Follow ..

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I went to see Katia last week ....it was disaster ...crap massage and very unfriendly ....Review to Follow ..

Look forward to the review. Was thinking of seeing her again but I might pause.