Pay and Spray(or for the more sophisticated punter: Recompense and Dispense)
In my National Service days it was referred to as:Whip it in, Whip it out, and Wipe it.
Splash and Dash; Pump and Dump - these phrases are so tired, we can do better than that. Here, I'll start off:Nail and Bail;Jizz and Whizz;Squirt and Desert;Paste and Make Haste
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