External Link/Members OnlyAnother duck delivered in Stockport, must be something in the water. Have been here before though it was pre-Covid.
Comms : Nice and clear a couple of hours before appointment.
Location : Discreet place with no obvious signage set well back from the street.
Visit : met by pleasant Chinese lady and taken to waiting area downstairs out of sight of the entrance where she explained there would be a 15 minute delay due to a booking (FFS!). So just like last year at Jasmine Massage on the A6 I sit down, get my phone out (you know the drill) and find a game to play.... how about SIM Massage Shop 2 where, unlike in the first one, you have to make money without pissing off customers and double booking only to lose out more in the long run.
Anyway on to the seat or rather sofa review. It was a comfortable 2 cushion smooth leather effect unit with enough capacity for 3 blokes though if you're a bit tiddly I would recommend wearing rubber soles shoes to help stop you sliding off. On a more serious note the shop looks very clean and well kept, just not the time keeping.
30 minutes on and another Chinese lady appears, all smiles and tells me they're almost ready for me at which point I told her I'd booked for half an hour ago and got up and left. She looked quite shocked but said nothing.
Summary : I had the time and was almost tempted to stay but I don't like being taken for a desperate mug. It's a free market and if you don't look after your customers then someone else will. Which is exactly what happened when I was on someone else's table 15 minutes later.
