External Link/Members Only"If no one ever took one for the team, this sport would be much less enjoyable", I said to myself sadly taking the road home after meeting "Dirty Ruby". I had spent probably 25 minutes in her presence and they felt largely enough. This was not a complete disaster, as you will see, but it still felt 10 minutes too long: if based on this review you decide to visit her, you should target for a 15 minutes meeting, get there already showered, enter the flat running, jump on the bed without saying a word, do your thing with her, and run out at full speed, because she won't really give you anything else.
Not that I hadn't tried having a different kind of evening: I've been trying to contact "Brazilian Mel" (or whatever she goes for these days) for three days in a row but she never picked up the phone, answered an SMS or sent me an email in return.
Anyway, Ruby receives in a nice flat above a main road in Wandsworth, where two more girls work (Dayanne/Lolly -
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First positive: she is the girl in the pictures. Her Adultwork profile doesn't show her face, but you can see her on vivastreet here:
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Hidden Image/Members OnlyAs you can see: nice face (7.5), stunning body (8.5/9). About 1.70m. Smallish but responsive tits, absolutely fantastic arse, great legs. Couple of tattoos, nothing dramatic. Overall, though, she is one of those rare girls that actually looks hotter in her pictures: mostly because not a lot of that sexy attitude emerges in the meeting, and her face assumes frequently a frowning expression that does not fit her very well.
Second positive: bathroom has plenty of towels, she is clearly happy to learn I want to shower, and is clearly clean herself.
Still: her attitude is not very welcoming, she doesn't smile, she looks uninterested in you. This is why when she asked me how long I would stay I told her "half an hour" (70£: too much, she's worth 50).
Undresses herself, gets on the bed, asks me "what do you like to do?". "Do you kiss?", I ask imagining the answer given her lack of initiative... "No, sorry", the lying bitch says (her profile mentions otherwise, of course).
I cringe, thinking I'm about to live another shitty half an hour as with the piece of shit that was "Sensual Jennifer" (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40059.0), although luckily things turned out better.
"Oral without?", "20 extra" (fuck it, oral with is good enough). "Can I kiss you on the body?" "yes of course", "eat your pussy?" "yes of course". Ah, well, OK, there's a minimum of decency, sometimes.
She lies on the bed, and, honestly, she is quite hot. I get as hard as a plinth, and start exploring her body with my mouth. I go down on a majestically beautiful pussy. She moans in an annoying fake way, so I put some art in it, to help her relax. The thing takes a looooong time, so I wonder if getting my cock in her mouth will help us familiarize. She handles the object with really good skills, I must say, and when I move her into a 69 the thing has started looking like the real thing.
"OK, I think, I'll turn this into an hour", when I put her below me (during the transition she somehow manages to check the time, and I notice the fact unmistakeably defining her as a clockwatcher) and I start a short series of positions during what the lady is acceptably into it, and gives me a reasonably pleasurable 10 minutes (all while forgetting to, say, hug me, caress me, hold me or kiss any part of my body or anything, of course).
We get to the pause, and I talk to her for a little, discovering that it's actually pretty easy to have her smile: I speak to her in Spanish, let her talk of London and what she likes. She loves food and cooking, so maybe if you go visit her, shag her for 15 minutes and then ask her to prepare you a hot dog: you'll both have a better time. After 5 minutes chatting, and no more than 25 minutes in, I say to her "well, why don't we do one hour?", I pull 30£ out, counting on the possibility to fill the gap between the 30m and 60m fare but... "No, sorry, the rules are that if you want to extend you pay twice the full 30m fare, we decided like this with my friends".
"Fuck off, my darling", I thought to myself, and got dressed quickly, leaving the place.
Overall: hot girl, with the added benefit of a pretty clear WYSIWYG experience. Reasonable shag, worth 15 minutes of your time and no more than 40£ (unfortunately, she asks 50, but maybe you can convince her). For anything longer, there are way, way better experiences waiting for you around.
