External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £50 massage and £70 extras
Located just round the corner from the Chinatown arch, this parlour has been one of my go-tos for the past few years. It's typically been quite reliable; Not the best service in the world, but never usually bad. This time was an exception, though there were some positives to gleam from the visit too.
I walked in a few days ago without an appointment. The receptionist was a mid 40's Chinese lady who, like every other masseuse I've met at Sakura, spoke fluent English so comms were no issue. Paid £50 for an hour and, after a quick toilet break, I was lead to the fairly spacious room. I quickly stripped off and hopped on the bed face down.
The initial massage was actually very good. One of the best I've had in a long time. Great technique that was not too firm, nor too soft. Combined with plenty of CC swipes and ball tickles it was a great start. This lasted for around 30 mins before I was told to flip over, and she popped the question. Was initially quoted £50 for b2b which I agreed to. However, she quickly offered oral for an extra £20. Oral is my biggest weakness... If it's on offer, I'm compelled to say yes.
This is where things started to go a bit awry and even bizarre. I hadn't asked whether she meant OW or OWO, as I'm usually fairly happy with either (though OWO is obviously preferred). As I found out a few seconds later, she meant OW...though not with a condom, with clingfilm. Yes, she pulled out a roll of clingfilm and wrapped my entire groin up with a large sheet of it. I'm not sure if this is some sort of punting norm that I've never encountered before, but it really caught me off guard. I had to stifle a laugh. I remained quiet to see if it would feel better than it looked, but unfortunately this was not the case. What ensued was the perhaps the most awkward oral I've ever received. I had to ask her to stop and remove the clingfilm after 30 seconds or so... She refused to give OWO, but did manage to finish me by hand (sans clingfilm), though it took a good 10 mins after this shrink wrapped mood killer. Following some cleanup, the session was finished off with some arm, legs and head massaging. There was no shower in the room, so cleanup was done using tissue paper.
Definitely one of my weirder punts... As I've mentioned, there were still some good elements, and I was even tempted to award a neutral rating. However, I was finding it difficult focus on aught else but the clingfilm incident...Maybe I'm being too harsh? Regardless, I've had plenty of prior positive experiences at Sakura, including good oral, so I'm hoping this is just a one off bad experience.
