External Link/Members OnlyPrice:£120 for 30 minutes + £20 extra for OWO
When:March 2024
Location:A flat in Nottingham city centre. It's not one I've frequented before, but it was perfectly safe, albeit in a location that's not very discrete, especially on a weekend evening.
Communication:There were no issues here; prompt and friendly messages and the meeting was arranged within 30 minutes. However, she also asked for a £30 deposit — ordinarily, I would have never paid as a request for a deposit is closely correlated to the lady being a scam artist. But, on this occasion, I
did pay the £30 and
only because it was a TOFTT. Since I committed to TOFTT, I felt obliged to continue, even if the outcome was only to report that the lady had relieved me of my cash. To my surprise, it wasn't a scam, but I do wish it had been.
The girl:There is not a single photograph on her profile that resembles her. I was expecting a fit, toned, beautiful girl, but the person who greeted me was slim (with a small, flabby tummy), not toned, and only attractive in a girl-next-door kind of way. I wouldn't have paid her a second glance had I seen her on the street. That said, she wasn't wearing any make-up and had quite a few spots. In other words, this was purely false advertising. The photos
may have been her in the distant past, but a healthy diet of Greggs and Pot Noodles has changed her for the worse.
The meet:Mia was perfectly lovely, polite, and genuinely came across as quite sweet. There were no issues with her personality or temperament. And the only person clock watching was me as I wanted to get the f*ck out of there since she opened the door. But I persisted. I spent a little while talking to her, but struggled to get erect. There was close to zero attraction. She stripped to her underwear and gave me a blowjob, but it was quite toothy and uncomfortable. I then went down on her — she has a perfectly neat snatch and, thankfully, no smell — but it still didn't do much for me. In the end, I feigned a headache and left around 20 minutes after I arrived.
If I had to provide one positive, it would be that she has delightful, natural pear-shaped breasts.
Overall:2/10. Would I return? No.
This was my second TOFTT, and I felt like Christopher Columbus voyaging across the Atlantic Ocean in search of new land. But instead of finding a beautiful island, I would say my ship got attacked by pirates. A poor anology, but you understand what I mean.
My first TOFTT was in February with 'lola-mae2022'. I haven't got around to reviewing yet, but she was a
Neutral.
Topic: British Babe Mia — Nottingham (On Tour) — TOFTT (Read 1937 times)