Author Topic: Rosie - Thai Masseuse - Wolverhampton - If the Roly Polys did crap massage…  (Read 1204 times)

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Rosie has a number of positive reviews (though from a while back) so I decided to take the plunge.

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Advertised phone number:

07908962485
07908 962485
+447908962485

The cost was £80 for two hours + £30 extras (£20 + £10 to cum twice).

Logistics

Meeting arranged by text messages which was far from straightforward. Her longest reply was, eventually, a postcode; other than that it was “yes”, “no” and “OK”. Matters didn’t improve greatly when I arrived. I messaged to ask for the specific address but all I got was the postcode again. Eventually I managed to get it with a phone call.

Location

Circa 40 year old block of flats near Molineux. Rosie’s flat is clean enough but very dated, I doubt it’s had any improvements since it was built. A bedroom is the massage room. It contains a massage table which didn’t look very sturdy. I was directed to use the single bed pushed up against the wall restricting access for the massage. The mattress has seen better days, the springs twanged as I lay down. The room is pictured in the advert.

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Looks

I’d hazard a guess Rosie is 50 something and barely five feet tall. Some Thai women wear their age well, unfortunately Rosie isn’t one of them. A plain looking face showing her age. Fat with belly rolls, tiny breasts, big thighs and arse.

Service

Money paid I stripped off while Rosie left the room and came back with a bowl of warm soapy water and proceeded to wash my feet. Little did I realise at the time this would be the highlight of the massage. Offered soft or medium (says she doesn’t do hard). I opted for medium but it turns out she doesn’t do that either. The massage was soft to the point of useless and in no way erotic. All of a sudden she stuck her tongue up my arse and this actually stung for a while, maybe it was something she ate. After a while I turned over and Rosie proceeded with a blowjob but this was a very start-stop affair and she kept indicating her jaw was aching. Eventually she got me over the line and went to spit in the foot washing bowl.

Now I was on my back Rosie proceeded to give me an ineffectual massage on my front. Somehow she managed to work up a sweat and removed her top so I could enjoy the full fat effect. Down for some more rimming and an attempted blowjob but start-stop wasn’t going to work a second time so she finished me off by hand.

I got dressed, paid the extra £30 and left with a hug and an almost pleading request to come again. I wasn’t offered a shower either before or after the massage.

On a final note Rosie’s communication skills seemed to improve during the meeting as she enquired if I was married, did I have a girlfriend, did I have children, what was my job, where did I live etc. Maybe she’s looking for someone to take care of her.

Rating

Has to be a negative even with the pricing. But if you fancy a crap massage, with a so-so blowjob, from a fat and sweaty 50 something, give it a go.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2024, 12:25:23 am by GingerNuts »

Offline watsey

Golly!
It's a good few years since I saw her but doesn't sound like the same person. Thanks for the review and on that basis I won't return.

Offline Matt_Mids

That is a shame, I saw her a couple of times off the back of Watsey's review and had good experience. Thus was a couple of years ago now. The last time I went she had someone else working from her venue and said she had a new job? Didn't realise she had come back,.but there was never an issue with her massage, so could be a different person?

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That is a shame, I saw her a couple of times off the back of Watsey's review and had good experience. Thus was a couple of years ago now. The last time I went she had someone else working from her venue and said she had a new job? Didn't realise she had come back,.but there was never an issue with her massage, so could be a different person?

She fits the general description from previous reviews (though maybe heavier than she was a couple of years ago) and £20 for rimming and OWO to completion is rather unique.

Offline 69Punter

Although it sounds like Rosie I think Matt_Mids might be right. Someone else was working there last time I went, I didn't review as I walked. I will find out next week when I am back in Wolves.

Offline watsey

On one occasion when I visited years ago there was a younger girl there but I insisted on Rosie so they swapped.
Maybe it still goes on.
What colour was her hair?

Offline southern boy

I saw  Rosie may 2019 sorry I should have reviewed but excuses  I know dental problems
Was a nightmare finding her and I live in Wolverhampton eventually got there a d was met by a short fat lady had the footwash the 30 minutes meeting was  pretty awful nothing sensual poor hand relief
Went on whatsies review maybe he saw someone else

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Offline GingerNuts

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What colour was her hair?

If I remember correctly black with some grey and curly. She could be entirely grey and colour it.

Offline watsey

I saw her a few times in 2019 and her hair had. a red tint.
Those who have seen her her more recently may be able to verify it it was still the case.

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I saw her a few times in 2019 and her hair had. a red tint.
Those who have seen her her more recently may be able to verify it it was still the case.

Given how easily it's changed hair colour isn't really a useful identifier. Five years ago her hair had a red tint, when I saw her it was black, it could have been 100 colours inbetween.

Her general physical description and extras/pricing match that of Rosie from previous reviews.