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It's been quite awhile since I went to the station road place. The place has been reviewed many times before. Since my last visit they have done some interior redesigning. In through the door, down a narrow corridor, into the treatment room. The treatment room consists of a massage table and a chair. There is barely enough room for the girl to get around the table.
I asked for half hour, I was offered deep tissue or relaxing, I chose relaxing. £30 was asked. I gave her the 30 quid and 20 on top telling her it was for later.
She left the room, presumably to stash the cash, and returned a few minutes later by which time I was on the table.
She then delivered a back and leg massage that was okay. It wasn't great, it wasn't going to get any knots out, but it passed the time. On the turnover she massaged the front of the legs and then proceeded to the HE.
This was a bit of a full on attack, she clearly wanted this bit over as quickly as possible. Obviously the inevitable happened, and then a cursory cleanup was performed. This then signalled the end of the event and she left the room while I dressed.
I checked my watch. We were at twenty two minutes.
This is a neutral because everything promised was delivered, just none of it very well.
It will be quite a while before I go there again.