Author Topic: Leggy Jane - Bracknell/binfield  (Read 3103 times)


2 review(s) for Leggy_Jane_ (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline HeyArnoldo

Saw this one a few weeks ago in Feb. External Link/Members Only

Ive gotta hold my hands up here and admit i didnt research properly.

Lured in on the basis that the profile was set up as a massage provider predominately, with the happy ending being FS rather than the old tug.

Made contact via text, responded quite quickly and sorted out booking for an hour after the text. location was central Binfield.

Booked 1 hour for £130.

Location was a ground floor flat, door faces onto main road. She answered wearing a dress/t-shirt thing and leggings, i didn't think anything of it as i was expecting the massage service.

First alarm bell that should have told me to leave was when she asked how long i was there for.. suggests someone else was on the comms.

'Jane' is what i would describe as the ugly girl from the 'not another teen movie' where they get a make over and turn into the hottest girl in the film. sadly, she was still in the ugly phase.
She had a cracking body, natural tits which were a handful and reasonably slim (size 8-10 i would guess) but facially was a turn off - a bit of facial hair, and very stained teeth (guess a smoker), she also doesn't trim down there which i am not a fan of.
I'm convinced the photos on her AW profile is her body (with the benefits of a decent photoshoot) but now clear why its blurred face!

whole thing was a disaster.
standard strip off and lay on the bed for the massage. this was just half arsed pressure on my back and legs. after about 10 mins, it was time to flip over and rubber up.

there was no attraction between either of us, and pretty obvious neither of us wanted to do it, but still went through the motions. CG and missionary. didnt attempt RO or FK. she was also reluctant to do BJ, and only did it covered.

afterwards, directed me to the bathroom for a shower, bathroom was not pleasant either, with mould on the walls.

was out of the door 45 mins after going in. i was a bit annoyed but glad to be out of there.

This is undoubtedly a big negative for me and hope others learn from my mistake of not researching properly.

Offline Basil Fawlty

Saw this girl in Stratford, London.  Agree with OP she was nothing like the advert stated.  No tantric, no sensuality, just a crap rushed service for £120.

House stunk of smoke which was a massive red flag.  Had a housemate in the kitchen with a sheet pulled over her head to disguise herself.  Went up to the room and she came in, kept her top and panties on and lay down wearing a bored expression and started a lacklustre Hamd job.  I asked for tantric, kissing and got ‘I don’t do that, this is a dangerous game. On with the dom and she sucked for a while but I was not getting hard so reverted back to HJ when I eventually came.  Paid £120 for an hour, was out in under 30 mins and at the end, to top it all, The bed collapsed!

Huge waste of time & money - avoid, avoid, avoid.

Offline daviemac

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Saw this girl in Stratford, London.  Agree with OP she was nothing like the advert stated.  No tantric, no sensuality, just a crap rushed service for £120.

House stunk of smoke which was a massive red flag.  Had a housemate in the kitchen with a sheet pulled over her head to disguise herself.  Went up to the room and she came in, kept her top and panties on and lay down wearing a bored expression and started a lacklustre Hamd job.  I asked for tantric, kissing and got ‘I don’t do that, this is a dangerous game. On with the dom and she sucked for a while but I was not getting hard so reverted back to HJ when I eventually came.  Paid £120 for an hour, was out in under 30 mins and at the end, to top it all, The bed collapsed!

Huge waste of time & money - avoid, avoid, avoid.
Pointless posting a comment on a 2 year old review mate. Why not post a review of your own if you saw her within the last 6 months.

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