Karina - Mayfair - Aprov

[Alexmck]

Girl
External Link/Members Only

Price
£1500 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
Nice girl
English ok but difficulty understanding small talk 

Neutral
Bad teeth - looked heavily yellow/darkened in the room (room was very dim). Rest of her OK. Reminded of young waitresses in Russia/Eastern European countries once upon a time
Pokey flat. Don't need super luxury but was a very basic bedsit. Been in better student halls
DFK ok. Felt a bit like an ice cream receiving attention rather than proper tongue wrestling
OWO pleasant but felt like a nodding donkey going through the motions and sap didn't rise. She said no CIM but wasn't going to happen anyway
Limited positions - missionary and doggie

Negative
Bed smelt of wee. Thought it was her pussy but turned out to be from the duvet/blanket. Flipping blanket fixed the problem
Pussy wasn't much better - sharp stale urine smell when I went to dine. Moved back up very quickly
Felt like she didn't really want to be there and was just going through the motions
Tits looked/felt deflated. Scars around breasts. Maybe had implants that were removed
Not the slim waif on the site. More well fed girl next door - few sizes bigger than photos. Not huge but more well rounded. London diet kicking in?

Price high but fancied the look of her in the photos and the little man did the thinking. Went through the motions but expressions suggested really didn't want to be there. Felt odd/uncomfortable after a while. She rushed to the bathroom more or less the minute finished. Shame she didn't use it to wash before. No hint of a possibility of round 2. Out in 45 minutes. If £250-300 range would be a neutral. At £1500, negative. Should have gone to the pub downstairs

[Tokidoe]

Condolences to you being able to consciously commit to this. Unlucky? on everything described in the review.

At least for £1500 I’d expect a fairly nice place for the punt. When dealing with agencies I’m always curious how much the cut is, sure it’s mayfair but if they’re working out of a dingy bedsit, isnt that one of the first signs it could be bad?

[jamiekinkxxx]

Bugger! Sorry mate!

There is no excuse for poor hygiene no matter how much you pay... £50 or £1500 it is just bad!

[Payyourwaymate]

Thanks for reviewing as always. Have you thought about going abroad to germany, they have those places where you can find girls of similar quality for a fraction of the cost and have a more filled experience, with pools, food etc. I can't remember the actual name for those places; or are you restricted in terms of travelling weekends. You may have a better experience and better VFM.

[Alexmck]

Condolences to you being able to consciously commit to this. Unlucky? on everything described in the review.

At least for £1500 I’d expect a fairly nice place for the punt. When dealing with agencies I’m always curious how much the cut is, sure it’s mayfair but if they’re working out of a dingy bedsit, isnt that one of the first signs it could be bad?

No idea on agency cut. Think someone said once it was 40-50% on a thread?

Heart did sink when I walked in but little guy doing the thinking. By that stage, kind of feel like I've sat down in a restaurant and been handed the menu so for me hard to just stand up and walk out. Maybe I just need to. She was also in a dressing down so didn't see she was bigger than I imagined

[Alexmck]

Bugger! Sorry mate!

There is no excuse for poor hygiene no matter how much you pay... £50 or £1500 it is just bad!

Agree. I seem to find all the smelly pussies in London. Don't remember this being a problem 5/10 years ago

[Alexmck]

Thanks for reviewing as always. Have you thought about going abroad to germany, they have those places where you can find girls of similar quality for a fraction of the cost and have a more filled experience, with pools, food etc. I can't remember the actual name for those places; or are you restricted in terms of travelling weekends. You may have a better experience and better VFM.

Thought has crossed my mind but no idea how those work or how to find them or which are good (would hate to fly and have a meh experience). Also bit hard for me to get away at the weekends but starting to think maybe better to head over there. Downside with Brexit immigration queues etc take forever which just puts me in a bad mood before I even enter the country

[JackSaint]

Thought has crossed my mind but no idea how those work or how to find them or which are good (would hate to fly and have a meh experience). Also bit hard for me to get away at the weekends but starting to think maybe better to head over there. Downside with Brexit immigration queues etc take forever which just puts me in a bad mood before I even enter the country

Get to Zurich, shag 6 or 7 good quality girls with top notch attitude for what you paid this waste of space, seriously https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=397347.0

[Alexmck]

Get to Zurich, shag 6 or 7 good quality girls with top notch attitude for what you paid this waste of space, seriously https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=397347.0

Fuck me! Hats off. Tired just reading that! Feeling I have to start going to the gym or running again to get the same stamina - I'm one and done these days but this sounds amazing and girls look great if photos on the site aren't photoshopped too much

Will get thinking cap on. Might have some questions but for now blimey!

[boardyhell]

seems like aprov is not the best agency for a positive review
never tried myself

[Trafalgarlaw17]

I ain’t gonna lie if you did a bank transfer get a chargeback because she violated you
£1500 a lot of money this pain will stay with me for 10 years minimum
Ain’t way I am letting something like this slide lightly
Some girls charge £100 an hour or even £200 an hour
The service they provide top tier
Makes you always go back
You dropping that much for that girl and duvet smelling of wee is a scam
She took the fucking piss
If it was £200 okay minor
1500 fucking hell

[Alexmck]

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[Payyourwaymate]

Thought has crossed my mind but no idea how those work or how to find them or which are good (would hate to fly and have a meh experience). Also bit hard for me to get away at the weekends but starting to think maybe better to head over there. Downside with Brexit immigration queues etc take forever which just puts me in a bad mood before I even enter the country

Do give it a try. You will have a much better experience I believe. There should be sections on FKKs in the travelling abroad part of this site that should give you info on how it works etc.

[gurds]

Girl looks too skinny as well, should be like 120 for an HR not 1500 

[patelprat]

Girl looks too skinny as well, should be like 120 for an HR not 1500 

lol no way that cheap based on those pics. I'd probably pay £250-£300 if her service was there.