So after a ghosting and a punt where I’d have been better having a wank I figured it might be worth getting one off an oiled naked female and found Livia, a Brazilian with big looking tits, good photos and excellent feedback.
External Link/Members Only Comms, easy, WhatsApp, agreed early and late shots and naked B2B for £80 thirty minutes or an hour at £120, postcode published, full address to be divulged on punt morning, it was, a basement on Warwick Road.
Place, uneven steps down to a grotty looking door and into a grotty looking flat, directed into a room that was so dark only Stevie Wonder would feel at home and so warm you could fry an egg on any solid service, with a heater blasting out and the vague outline of a massage bed and adjacent mirror.
Girl, a tiny, stroppy Brazilian rat, who opened with "how long you want" quoting £90 half hour, £100 45 minutes and £120 for an hour, I'd decided that this wasn't going to happen anyway but asked why, because the website reads £80 for half an hour, she scowled and spat out "not updated yet", I said I'm going, she watched me walk, back up the rickety stairs, fuming.
Action, none.
