TLDR: Crap. Do not bother. Worst meet in over a year.
Link at March 2024:External Link/Members OnlyNumber: 07496 125430 (can be seen on Vivastreet advert).
Date: Monday 4th March 2024.
Cost: £80 for the half hour, £70 + £10 OWO.
Comms:
Good ! Prompt response detailing her prices, with the postcode.
Had to wait until I parked up to get the full address
Location:
Another visit to this newish place in Burnham town centre, centrally located near an undertakers (apt) and a short walk from the pier.
Car parking was free on a nearby street, and the promenade on the also nearby sea front usually has spaces at this time of year.
Texted her to let I know I had arrived, exactly one minute before the agreed time.
Nothing for several minutes, then sent the address - already 4 minutes into the half hour booked by this point.
Went to the door as requested as she said she would open it.
It wasn't opened.
Walked back to car looking fairly suspect to any passers by, texted again.
She responded a minute later, finally came to the door.
Seven minutes into the booked time by now.
Service:
Definitely NOT the lady in the photos, and about a foot shorter - very short, maybe 4'8" max, mid-30s or more and a bit pudgy, half decent figure, small tits, but with a pretty face.
Almost certainly Thai, and lacking the upper arm tattoo in her advert.
Very clear bait and switch.
Massage was frankly crap and way too firm, and left me still aching 24 hours later.
I had to ask her to ease up a little - I've had firm massages before and not been concerned, but in this case she simply didn't have a clue what she was doing.
No RO allowed, oral was good to watch, but not particularly noteworthy.
Tried to get me to come using her hand about a minute in with some vigorous wanking, so had to asked for her to go on top, which was pretty lacklustre and unenergetic, bordering on robotic.
Finished with doggy, no attempt to push back or get involved.
Told to be quiet as I came - I wasn't going to be loud anyway, but if you're going to ask that, do it before finishing off your customers, not as they cum.
She cleaned me up and left me to shower whilst she played with her phone in the adjacent room, and let me out just before the original half hour.
At least the towel was fresh and the bathroom was clean, and I got a half decent, though not particularly hot shower.
Left 23 minutes after entering, in a half hour meet.
Downsides:
Aside from all the the above, her English is close to non-existent.
I'd probably have received a more enthusiastic and professional service at the undertakers down the road.
Underwhelmed.
At least the drive back home was sunny.
Summary:
"Beena" obviously wants the money without the customer service.
One of my worst meets for over a year, with a very obvious bait and switch, who would have probably left me in less pain if she'd just mugged me for the money in the street.
Will I return? Hell NO. Neither should you.
AVOID.
