Author Topic: Slutty Chelsea, Wimbledon, bait & switch, horrendous  (Read 1408 times)


4 review(s) for Amba Lopez (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline JackSaint

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Plan B after a ghosting, photos and profile got me going, a couple of less than stellar reviews on here delivered a little hesitancy but I ploughed on to deepest, darkest Wimbledon, looking forward to meeting a and pretty 5 foot 8 dirty blonde with a good range of services and an amazing body for £180 an hour. She describes herself as a Czech stunner, athough she has Australian and Russian parents and says many people compare her to a famous movie star, presumably people still remember Lassie!

Comms, good, text, postcode, the full address at punt time.

Place, a newish build in the arse end of SW19, all light industry and sad, downtrodden people, a long way metaphorically if not physically from Wimbledon Village. Reasonable sized bedroom, furnished by Matalan with a small bed and mirror propped up against the wall halfway between it and the door. Ensuite bathroom with a curved shower cubicle featuring badly fitting sliding doors.

Girl, five eight or so, seven out of ten unblemished body with medium, firm tits and a face only a mother could love, framed by a short bob, not the big tatted, long haired bird in the photos.

Action, she asked how long I wanted to stay and her brusque attitude made my decision for me, the hour of passion I thought I was getting was curtailed to 30 minutes for £100. You know those magical punts when the girl is engaged from the off, acts like she finds you interesting and attractive, you kiss passionately, caress each other, she strokes your cock and you are rock hard, dripping with desire, ready to go? Well this was the polar opposite.

She has a cold demeanour, typical of many Russian girls but in her case certainly not compensated by hotness. I used the bathroom, she took off her bra and knickers and stood the other side of the bed naked, told me to undress.

She made no attempt to come to me, just stood where she was, so I walked to her, leant in for a kiss to be told, she doesn’t kiss, apparently because I have a beard. She suggests oral and I lay on the bed where she goes to work, enthusiastically slurping away, but it was so mechanical she should be sponsored by JCB and I only got to half mast, she says condom, I ask her to lick my balls, she licks one quickly then says, no like ball licking, asked her to lick my shaft, she did perfunctorily, twice then back to blowjob and condom on my semi erect cock and on in cowgirl, wincing as I entered her. Cowgirl then doggy and as I’m pounding away from behind the futility of it all hit me and I knew I’d have been better having a wank.

Time was getting on and I wanted to blow my load so asked her to suck me again in front of the mirror, she started, with the condom still on, I asked her to remove it, she did, with a large degree of reticence and I asked her to use mouth only. The view of my now fully erected cock pumping her mouth got me to the brink and I say what about a facial to be met with another no, although it’s on her likes list so I say “can I come on your tits” withdraw and toss myself off looking at her body as she gets in too close so there is no chance of a spattering as I squeeze out a reasonable load and she jumps up to clean up, throwing wipes at me.

Shower, dress, out, never to return.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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What a shitshow. Thanks for sharing.

Offline bluegene

I'm almost certain this is the same girl that used to be around Clerkenwell. She was Hungerian ancestry but with an Australian passport.

If that is the case my experience was also poor and the photos are dated.

Offline MLawro93

I know it is hard when you've travelled that far and you're horny, but you knew it was gonna be a shit punt right from the get go. Got to learn to start walking for some SPs to understand that this shit is not okay.

Offline JackSaint

I know it is hard when you've travelled that far and you're horny, but you knew it was gonna be a shit punt right from the get go. Got to learn to start walking for some SPs to understand that this shit is not okay.

You are right, no excuse

Offline MLawro93

You are right, no excuse

Lesson for next time. It always help me when I think about how I have more money to play with next time, so can splash out a bit more  :D

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Lesson for next time. It always help me when I think about how I have more money to play with next time, so can splash out a bit more  :D

To be fair, he did save £80 having dropped the idea of an hour, and walking on a plan B is doubly hard IMO.

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it all hit me and I knew I’d have been better having a wank.

We've all been there before. There has been times I'm fucking one woman thinking back to a better punt trying to get myself over the line, and as your said thinking I'd have a better time with my hand and a good porno!
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Offline Momodan38

and says many people compare her to a famous movie star, presumably people still remember Lassie!
and a face only a mother could love

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers for the review and sorry it didn’t go better.

Offline MLawro93

To be fair, he did save £80 having dropped the idea of an hour, and walking on a plan B is doubly hard IMO.

What? You don't have a plan C ready to go?  :lol: Yeah I appreciate it is hard (no pun intended), especially after travelling all the way there!

Offline willholiday101

Funny I gave her a positive after I somehow managed to break through her glacial demeanour. I didn’t appreciate the lack of kissing or the strip off start without any warm up but I got a raging hard on and gave her a pounding thinking I’m not gonna waste my money. In the end she said I gave her a good fuck!!

Offline JackSaint

Funny I gave her a positive after I somehow managed to break through her glacial demeanour. I didn’t appreciate the lack of kissing or the strip off start without any warm up but I got a raging hard on and gave her a pounding thinking I’m not gonna waste my money. In the end she said I gave her a good fuck!!

Doggy a good bet because facially she has a look of Erling Haaland, but her arse isn't great either

Offline JackSaint

To be fair, he did save £80 having dropped the idea of an hour, and walking on a plan B is doubly hard IMO.

It is, you are right, particularly after getting all that way into the gulag style apartment

Offline JackSaint

I'm almost certain this is the same girl that used to be around Clerkenwell. She was Hungerian ancestry but with an Australian passport.

If that is the case my experience was also poor and the photos are dated.

The photos aren't dated, they are of someone else

Offline willholiday101

Tbh she was a Plan B for me so maybe I left my faculties at the door but I kinda liked her Russian resting bitch face. Maybe I just wanted to notch up smashing a Russian pussy for the first time   :P

Offline JackSaint

Tbh she was a Plan B for me so maybe I left my faculties at the door but I kinda liked her Russian resting bitch face. Maybe I just wanted to notch up smashing a Russian pussy for the first time   :P

I've been lucky enough to have punted loads of good Russian providers over the years, she is at the absolute bottom of the pile, you did tremendously well to extract an ounce of pleasure out of meeting this one with the engagement and demeanour of Rosa Klebb!
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