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So I have seen EVA three times now and I like her.
I will combine all three meetings into one review.

Her ad is on Kommons



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5ft10/11
Massive arse (enhanced)
Muscular physique
Deep husky voice (minimal english)
Big feet (size 7/8)
Big Lips
Attached photos are the most indicative of her face
BIG clit due to steroid/gym use

First meeting was a 30 minutes encounter in August (08/23) in Chelsea, ground floor flat.
30minutes/£150.
She speaks no english and we converse in Portuguese which she apologies for the delayed comms because her english is so bad.
There is a picture of her bent over a yellow bedding and in that room I fucked her first time.
OWO,DFK, Multiple positions and time overran slightly.
Eva can take a pounding but a prolonged pounding then she runs away from it. But I would suggest giving EVA a pounding because she has a "dominant" aura about her but her "submissive" feminine side comes out when she knows you can fuck her hard. It is quite remarkable to see how she changes based on how you fuck her. So I would suggest that you are ready to give her some because otherwise she will take the piss out of you completely.
After the first session of pounding her, she complimented me on it and then she bent down on her knees to start folding my clothes after giving me a towel to shower. Then I knew I had her respect which was hilarious. She would talk more timidly and ask me if I wanted anything else. I just went with the motions and was getting ready to leave. Upon my exit, she opens another door and introduces me to her friend which was some extremely hot caramel brazilian girl who works but I have never seen her advert. The girl was smoking hot and maybe someone here has seen EVA's friend but never reviewed her (tut tut).

Second meeting was (09/2023) before she left the country.
Similar to first time but I stayed a bit longer for £150 because we built up a rapport but when I entered the basement flat in marylebone. The girl she introduced me to before was there but with two other girls who had BBL booties. They were all cooking dinner and watching me go off with EVA into the bedroom. I exchanged paperwork and we got right into it. I was fucking EVA really hard in Doggy, she makes loud seal like noises and I could hear her friends tip-toeing around the door listening to us having sex. They probably never heard EVA sound like a bitch before. She confirmed to me afterwards that she manages these girls as well as works herself. Which I wasn't surprised about at all.

Third Meeting was (02/2024) on her return.
She remembered me which I guess from saving my number but we just had a raunchy sex session full of DFK, OWO, RO, 69, multiple positions and spoon sex finish. There was only 1 other girl lingering around this time but EVA has put some new pictures on her advert but she still looks the same as before. It was £100/30 minutes this time which is fairer than previous price paid especially considering the competition around nowadays.

I like EVA, I like her energy which I can respect is not for everyone and I like fucking her hard. I also like when I know her friends are listening to us having sex.
But EVA is a very YMMV escort so it really does depend on how you plan to approach the situation.
You could end up fucking her, walking away from her or fighting her(demanding a refund), it is that fine margined.

Would I return?
Yes, I would blow all my wages on her fuck it.

Would I recommend?
Yes for the guys who like to "bully escorts in the bedroom" and "who are very dominant when with escorts"
Otherwise, I would advise on choosing another girl, possibly one of her really hot friends.




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Good review SOAJ

Does she currently have other girls working with her as she previously did?

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Good review SOAJ

Does she currently have other girls working with her as she previously did?
I saw one girl last time recently. She usually travels in a gang of 4 girls. Kommons.com does this thing were it shows 3 places a girl is working. For example, Kensington, Marylebone and Mayfair. Any girl with the same is probably working together.
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Offline last_days_of_logan

Thanks for the review.

Dont think many of us "Bully" escorts though, at least i would hope not.....

I can see why you like this one. Am very interested in the other girls she works with


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Thanks for the review.

Dont think many of us "Bully" escorts though, at least i would hope not.....

I can see why you like this one. Am very interested in the other girls she works with
Not bully in the literal term. Similar to that basement song "Bedroom Bully".
Yeah EVA is one of my favourite looking women.
The other girls she works with, I can dig out their profiles but I would need hours overnight. The caramel Brazilian girl I first met is extremely sexy. My heart jumped when I saw her. Nobody would deny her attraction
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Not bully in the literal term. Similar to that basement song "Bedroom Bully".
Yeah EVA is one of my favourite looking women.
The other girls she works with, I can dig out their profiles but I would need hours overnight. The caramel Brazilian girl I first met is extremely sexy. My heart jumped when I saw her. Nobody would deny her attraction
Got the try and find caramel Brazilian for us

Offline Trafalgarlaw17

So I have seen EVA three times now and I like her.
I will combine all three meetings into one review.

Her ad is on Kommons



Girl
5ft10/11
Massive arse (enhanced)
Muscular physique
Deep husky voice (minimal english)
Big feet (size 7/8)
Big Lips
Attached photos are the most indicative of her face
BIG clit due to steroid/gym use

First meeting was a 30 minutes encounter in August (08/23) in Chelsea, ground floor flat.
30minutes/£150.
She speaks no english and we converse in Portuguese which she apologies for the delayed comms because her english is so bad.
There is a picture of her bent over a yellow bedding and in that room I fucked her first time.
OWO,DFK, Multiple positions and time overran slightly.
Eva can take a pounding but a prolonged pounding then she runs away from it. But I would suggest giving EVA a pounding because she has a "dominant" aura about her but her "submissive" feminine side comes out when she knows you can fuck her hard. It is quite remarkable to see how she changes based on how you fuck her. So I would suggest that you are ready to give her some because otherwise she will take the piss out of you completely.
After the first session of pounding her, she complimented me on it and then she bent down on her knees to start folding my clothes after giving me a towel to shower. Then I knew I had her respect which was hilarious. She would talk more timidly and ask me if I wanted anything else. I just went with the motions and was getting ready to leave. Upon my exit, she opens another door and introduces me to her friend which was some extremely hot caramel brazilian girl who works but I have never seen her advert. The girl was smoking hot and maybe someone here has seen EVA's friend but never reviewed her (tut tut).

Second meeting was (09/2023) before she left the country.
Similar to first time but I stayed a bit longer for £150 because we built up a rapport but when I entered the basement flat in marylebone. The girl she introduced me to before was there but with two other girls who had BBL booties. They were all cooking dinner and watching me go off with EVA into the bedroom. I exchanged paperwork and we got right into it. I was fucking EVA really hard in Doggy, she makes loud seal like noises and I could hear her friends tip-toeing around the door listening to us having sex. They probably never heard EVA sound like a bitch before. She confirmed to me afterwards that she manages these girls as well as works herself. Which I wasn't surprised about at all.

Third Meeting was (02/2024) on her return.
She remembered me which I guess from saving my number but we just had a raunchy sex session full of DFK, OWO, RO, 69, multiple positions and spoon sex finish. There was only 1 other girl lingering around this time but EVA has put some new pictures on her advert but she still looks the same as before. It was £100/30 minutes this time which is fairer than previous price paid especially considering the competition around nowadays.

I like EVA, I like her energy which I can respect is not for everyone and I like fucking her hard. I also like when I know her friends are listening to us having sex.
But EVA is a very YMMV escort so it really does depend on how you plan to approach the situation.
You could end up fucking her, walking away from her or fighting her(demanding a refund), it is that fine margined.

Would I return?
Yes, I would blow all my wages on her fuck it.

Would I recommend?
Yes for the guys who like to "bully escorts in the bedroom" and "who are very dominant when with escorts"
Otherwise, I would advise on choosing another girl, possibly one of her really hot friends.




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Does have a Secret Hostess profile I think.

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and there's a video showcasing her unnatural-looking bum here.

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seems to be a different number on secret hostess to her kommons one - who knows which one is actually her  :unknown:

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seems to be a different number on secret hostess to her kommons one - who knows which one is actually her  :unknown:
I used the kommons one
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Offline DoorDash

Good review thanks.

I was hesitant before based on the husky voice and height. However may need to give her another chance.

Was dfk etc on offer on the first two meets? Or only on most recent.

Also what’s her current location like … discreet?
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Good review thanks.

I was hesitant before based on the husky voice and height. However may need to give her another chance.

Was dfk etc on offer on the first two meets? Or only on most recent.

Also what’s her current location like … discreet?
Yeah dfk on offer all times.
Current location is discreet from evening times to be honest. During the day, you would have to just get inside quickly
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Offline Mario7769

Good review thanks.

I was hesitant before based on the husky voice and height. However may need to give her another chance.

Was dfk etc on offer on the first two meets? Or only on most recent.

Also what’s her current location like … discreet?

You have to have a very discerning eye when it comes to spotting the trans escorts and the ones who have just used steroids in the past or currently to build their physiques, it's usually the latter rather than the former, complete with the enlarged clit and the husky voice. And judging by the SP in the OP it's a combination of the drugs and surgery looking at the obvious BBL she has but highly developed quadriceps and hamstrings. A good example is "Donna Linda" who I have reviewed. She had a kid. She's tall, 5'9, but absolutely gorgeous and all woman. Just had used steroids in the past fucking up her vocal chords and clit. The slightly more masculine "feel" to these women shouldn't put you off, as a dominant, masculine man yourself. And I completely understand what OP is referring to when he says "bullying". It doesn't mean abuse. It means dominant sexuality that naturally brings out a woman's feminine submissiveness no matter how "masculine" she behaves or prides herself to be. It's the way of nature.
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You have to have a very discerning eye when it comes to spotting the trans escorts and the ones who have just used steroids in the past or currently to build their physiques, it's usually the latter rather than the former, complete with the enlarged clit and the husky voice. And judging by the SP in the OP it's a combination of the drugs and surgery looking at the obvious BBL she has but highly developed quadriceps and hamstrings. A good example is "Donna Linda" who I have reviewed. She had a kid. She's tall, 5'9, but absolutely gorgeous and all woman. Just had used steroids in the past fucking up her vocal chords and clit. The slightly more masculine "feel" to these women shouldn't put you off, as a dominant, masculine man yourself. And I completely understand what OP is referring to when he says "bullying". It doesn't mean abuse. It means dominant sexuality that naturally brings out a woman's feminine submissiveness no matter how "masculine" she behaves or prides herself to be. It's the way of nature.

To me the hairline is too manly, women do not have that type of hairline, its more round however this one the hairline looks like men

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Texted her this is the current price list. 30 mins at 170 to include OWO. You must be joking.

Hi baby, BIG EVA . 🔥
100% real photos

<<building location redacted>>

1h: 220£
30min: 120£
Outcall: 300 £
Overnight: 1800 £

Services: oral, massage, pornostar, let my sucked, deep Throat, domination, fetiches..

Extra: owo, cif, cof +50£ 🔥
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Texted her this is the current price list. 30 mins at 170 to include OWO. You must be joking.

Hi baby, BIG EVA . 🔥
100% real photos

<<building location redacted>>

1h: 220£
30min: 120£
Outcall: 300 £
Overnight: 1800 £

Services: oral, massage, pornostar, let my sucked, deep Throat, domination, fetiches..

Extra: owo, cif, cof +50£ 🔥
I did say, YMMV
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I did say, YMMV

that isnt YMMV though? How can your mileage vary at the pricing stage before they have even met?

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Must of read that wrong. Didn't read that post properly and she increased her 30 minutes rate.
Let her phone go dusty then.
I'm not returning there if she is going to keep increasing her prices.
Plus I wasn't even charged for extras.
So at this new price point. I can't recommend or return because who knows what service I will receive.
Escorts  like this usually increase their prices when the service gets shitter. So it might be a sign
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that isnt YMMV though? How can your mileage vary at the pricing stage before they have even met?
I have called EVA and she has told me the original price is what I would pay. (Maybe she wants me as a regular)... So it is YMMV on the price aswell.
But this what I hate about seeing the same escorts regularly. Lines become too blurred and things vary for different people.

But when the sex is so good with these women then it is difficult to say no. I am going to avoid EVA and move on.
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I have called EVA and she has told me the original price is what I would pay. (Maybe she wants me as a regular)... So it is YMMV on the price aswell.
But this what I hate about seeing the same escorts regularly. Lines become too blurred and things vary for different people.

But when the sex is so good with these women then it is difficult to say no. I am going to avoid EVA and move on.

I see what you mean but it isnt technically YMMV in my personl opinion. At the time you saw her she didnt bring the price down just for you. it was her advertised price. she has since changed that to something new. for NEW clients, if you see her now then that is the price ...old ones pay something different clearly

imagine if fucking her hard brought down the price, yoiu would get so many people doing the most with her

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I see what you mean but it isnt technically YMMV in my personl opinion. At the time you saw her she didnt bring the price down just for you. it was her advertised price. she has since changed that to something new. for NEW clients, if you see her now then that is the price ...old ones pay something different clearly

imagine if fucking her hard brought down the price, yoiu would get so many people doing the most with her
What you're saying isn't wrong at all.
Some of your recent posts of late, have taken an empathic view of escorts.
Have you developed emotional feelings for a girl you shouldn't have?
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What you're saying isn't wrong at all.
Some of your recent posts of late, have taken an empathic view of escorts.
Have you developed emotional feelings for a girl you shouldn't have?

Huh? LOL, I have never changed, always respected the WG..... I like to pound hard based on porn influence, but i rarely ever get to do that because of size restrictions almost always. me asking people if a wg is pound friendly is just to know if i can have normal sex with her and she doesn't call time after 10 seconds, or constantly says "slow slow slow baby" and then despite me going at snails pace "cum baby"

its not a positive outlook

yeah so dont get the idea that i like a good hard and fast session confuse yuo into thinking i like to "bully" or be dominant...if anything i try hard to put them at ease and eventually i get taken advantage of  :D

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Huh? LOL, I have never changed, always respected the WG..... I like to pound hard based on porn influence, but i rarely ever get to do that because of size restrictions almost always. me asking people if a wg is pound friendly is just to know if i can have normal sex with her and she doesn't call time after 10 seconds, or constantly says "slow slow slow baby" and then despite me going at snails pace "cum baby"

its not a positive outlook

yeah so dont get the idea that i like a good hard and fast session confuse yuo into thinking i like to "bully" or be dominant...if anything i try hard to put them at ease and eventually i get taken advantage of  :D
Yeah I understand that definitely.
I find the profiles which say "party-girl, new in town" or not necessarily the thickest girls sometimes tight petite girls are pound-friendly without size restrictions.
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Yeah I understand that definitely.
I find the profiles which say "party-girl, new in town" or not necessarily the thickest girls sometimes tight petite girls are pound-friendly without size restrictions.

The thickest girls cant take it other than BBW's. The petite and slim/gym ones can take it all day longer, I wonder why that is..

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The thickest girls cant take it other than BBW's. The petite and slim/gym ones can take it all day longer, I wonder why that is..
Very true BBW's can take it along with the slim/gym ones.
I think it could be just one of those things that vary from girl to girl.

Hard to explain...
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“She’s 5ft11, big hands and feet, deep husky voice”


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“She’s 5ft11, big hands and feet, deep husky voice”


Inserts Kevin hart “DAMN” meme
All those things should turn you on...
Why aren't you feeling horny for big eva :lol:
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Nice review. I was looking for a hot girl on steroids with a big clit without looking like a man in a wig like FBBs tend to.

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