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Offline TallnHung

Saw her yesterday and can confirm they’re massive. Photos are accurate. Just posted a review

Holly shitballs Batman. Straight onto the 'must' HL :)

Offline big-al93

She's not for me, but thought that M cups probably deserved a mention in this thread.

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Wow, bodywise she's basically 75% mammary glands

Offline dreamwrx

She's not for me, but thought that M cups probably deserved a mention in this thread.

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Girls like this are exactly why I started this thread - good work Big Al  :hi:

She's Beatrice on OMGBigBoobs, and completely fits the Absolute Udders brief :-) Also known as McKenzie Mammoth - well worth a search ...


Looking forward to my next trip to Scotland!

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Girls like this are exactly why I started this thread - good work Big Al  :hi:

She's Beatrice on OMGBigBoobs, and completely fits the Absolute Udders brief :-) Also known as McKenzie Mammoth - well worth a search ...


Looking forward to my next trip to Scotland!

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She has been around for years and used to come to London. Never saw her as she is too big for me.

Offline luv2kiss54

Holly shitballs Batman. Straight onto the 'must' HL :)

I notice from her profile yesterday that she cancelled her tour this weekend at short notice because of.... Mother Nature.

Cant be helped i suppose but bloody annoying if you had made arrangements to travel or stay up in Birmingham. You would think she would have chosen a weekend away from her menstrual cycle especially as she does this part time.

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Great spot Diver Ted, truly titanic udders, 100% justifies her spot on this thread  :hi:

It will be interesting to see how many of her Gallery photos survive the cull that is coming any day now.


Offline kidpoontang

Great spot Diver Ted, truly titanic udders, 100% justifies her spot on this thread  :hi:

It will be interesting to see how many of her Gallery photos survive the cull that is coming any day now.

Truly massive juggs. I haven't seen for at least 12 years.

Are AW culling old photos then?

Offline kidpoontang

Speaking of old photos, these are around 20 years old

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Offline DastardlyDick

Truly massive juggs. I haven't seen for at least 12 years.

Are AW culling old photos then?
They're having to reduce the amount of flesh on as how to comply with new legislation.


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Yes, but the photos may not be her. At least some of her profile pictures are taken from Busty Kelis's profile (who used to be at External Link/Members Only but retired some years ago). Now either it's Kelis back with a different name, or it's someone else using her photos. Given that Black Cherry's pics don't all look like the same woman, I'm sadly suspecting the latter. FWIW, a previous Black Cherry profile was External Link/Members Only

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Yes, but the photos may not be her. At least some of her profile pictures are taken from Busty Kelis's profile (who used to be at External Link/Members Only but retired some years ago). Now either it's Kelis back with a different name, or it's someone else using her photos. Given that Black Cherry's pics don't all look like the same woman, I'm sadly suspecting the latter. FWIW, a previous Black Cherry profile was External Link/Members Only

Saw her and reviewed her last week. Trust me that is her

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Really like the look of her, though a bit outside my normal price range

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Does this lass qualify? I haven't seen her, but she looks massive up top!!

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Offline DastardlyDick

Does this lass qualify? I haven't seen her, but she looks massive up top!!

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The size of those bad boys makes her eminently qualified IMO!

Offline Bendown

Does this lass qualify? I haven't seen her, but she looks massive up top!!

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Jeez!! They are incredible!  :wacko:

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had a good suck on these earlier this year. She walked over to me at the table, disrobed and put her right boob in my mouth.

Would love to see her again. Just a shame she abroad for most of the year.

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had a good suck on these earlier this year. She walked over to me at the table, disrobed and put her right boob in my mouth.

Would love to see her again. Just a shame she abroad for most of the year.
Amazing pair for the age

Offline doyouforgetit

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Not there any more. Does anyone know where she is?

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Not there any more. Does anyone know where she is?

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Still in Leeds - if the profile can be trusted.


Offline TallnHung

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had a good suck on these earlier this year. She walked over to me at the table, disrobed and put her right boob in my mouth.

Would love to see her again. Just a shame she abroad for most of the year.

Cracking set 😊

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I saw her a couple of times a good 10 years ago in London.

Truly massive juggs.

I think the pictures are due an update though.

Offline cokey11

Annalise Moretti has an incredible pair.

I'm surprised she doesn't have a lot more reviews here. Biggest thing stopping me from seeing her is thatshe is quite far away and getting there is a pain

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Annalise Moretti has an incredible pair.

I'm surprised she doesn't have a lot more reviews here.

I would hazard a guess that a minimum of £300ph and a mandatory 40% deposit might have something to do with it...

Offline bbwandy72

Biggest thing stopping me from seeing her is thatshe is quite far away and getting there is a pain
She does visit London occasionally. I decided against it the last time she was down here, and I'm kind of regretting that now. If she comes down again, I think I'm likely to arrange to see her. But also note that she's lost a bit of weight and the boobs aren't as huge as the profile pictures would suggest.
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She does visit London occasionally. I decided against it the last time she was down here, and I'm kind of regretting that now. If she comes down again, I think I'm likely to arrange to see her. But also note that she's lost a bit of weight and the boobs aren't as huge as the profile pictures would suggest.

She comes on webcam very often and I have seen her there and weight loss or not, they look incredible in terms of sheer size and volume.

Even though her prices are high, I have seen women rated more frequently than her who quote similar prices

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I have to see her soon ..

I've seen her 6 years apart and have spent hours jacking off to her private Gallery. But as a typical Hungarian SW shes doesn't kiss and always moans about her tits being sucked *hard*

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Offline luv2kiss54

Another one that looks interesting to me

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Hidden feedback on AW always a concern !
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Hidden feedback on AW always a concern !

Whilst I tend to agree, I don't use AW feedback as a true barometer anyway.

I've seen plenty of occasions where providers have great feedback on AW and then come on here and its a completely different story.

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A shout out for VoluptuousGracie who lives between Barnsley and Doncaster ... I may have mentioned her further up this thread, but she possesses one of the only truly colossal sets of udders here in South / West Yorkshire. And she's great fun with it, too. I reviewed her here on this website previously (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432415.0).

Each breast is the complete faceful ... fucking heavy in the hand. Natural 40HH, they are things to behold (or be held). Absolute Udders to a tee, fellas  :hi:


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A shout out for VoluptuousGracie who lives between Barnsley and Doncaster ... I may have mentioned her further up this thread, but she possesses one of the only truly colossal sets of udders here in South / West Yorkshire. And she's great fun with it, too. I reviewed her here on this website previously (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432415.0).

Each breast is the complete faceful ... fucking heavy in the hand. Natural 40HH, they are things to behold (or be held). Absolute Udders to a tee, fellas  :hi:


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Post me a link to this photo source on an advert please

Offline dreamwrx

Post me a link to this photo source on an advert please

Hi mate, it's one I took personally, with her permission, and it reveals no identifying marks other than a blurred part of the skin around her elbow. That image is not on AW or elsewhere.

If it's against UKP policy to share private photos taken during meets then please accept my sincere apologies, I didn't realise, and I'd be happy to delete it!

Always keen to respect the rules of the website, and to contribute to this shared effort  :hi:

Cheers: D
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