Hot Rosie - Birmingham - not girl in pics

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Absolutely bizarre booking. Charging £310 an hour

I seen this profile pop up at the end on January and really liked the look of it. Said she will be starting shortly and look out for the green light. I kept checking most days for the next couple of weeks and never seen her green light. I texted the number to see if she had any idea when she’d be starting but never got a reply.

Then last week I see the green light, texted her again and got no reply. Sent an adultwork message and she replies saying she’s available and she’ll text me with the details. Didn’t hear from her for hours and I’m thinking it’s not happening, then I get a text an hour or so before booking with postcode. Tells me in text OWO is extra £40. I didn’t ask but nice to get a warning anyway.

I get to postcode and text her. She calls me and sounds quite well spoken on phone. Tells me the street number and the room number which I’d rather she just texted because I’m trying to remember them while I’m heading there now. I buzz up and it says room not recognised, I text her again. She phones back and says she’ll come down and let me in. It’s 9pm on a quiet night and nobody is around. She asks what I’m wearing, and then what my hair is like. I’m thinking I’m the only person around here, why’s she asking for a full description.

She comes to the door after a few minutes and is NOTHING like the girl in the pictures. Pictures are of a blonde Barbie type teenager with fake tits. She’s a brunette hippy with no tits and about 10 piercings in one of her ears, but very naturally pretty face. Real gym body and tanned (which she said was natural and one of her parents is tanned, but it looked like a sunbed to me ) She’s a fire eater from Manchester! And has some little marks on her thighs where she’s been singed. She’s definitely not the stated 18. More like mid 20’s. Said she’d worked up north before in Warrington and other places.

On the way to room a neighbour has his door open and there’s a cat just outside, she bends down and starts playing with this cat saying she’s obsessed with cats. I’m stood there looking at this bloke who lives there and it’s quite awkward. Eventually we go into the room and she says she hasn’t unpacked yet and seems like she’s just got there.

We start chatting a bit and she’s extremely unusual. I asked where she was from and she told me the hospital she was born in. If I asked certain things like which food she liked she’d smile big and look very excited to tell me and then list off all her favourite foods in a way that I can’t really describe, it was very strange. I asked if she had any regular clients from working up north and she said no nobody stays around for more than once or twice, and I can totally understand why.

At this point I’m thinking, she’s £350 an hour with owo. Her profile is a total lie. And the way she’s acting isn’t making me want to do anything with her. Although she is pretty and if you like gym body hippies she might be ok. Idk why she’s not using pictures that at least resemble her cuz she isn’t unattractive at all.

I made an excuse and left. I’ve never seen a girl whose profile is as different as the reality. Since the night I seen her she’s never had her green light on again and has only logged in once since. Told me she was down from up north for a week but seems like she didn’t work at all, as no number on profile since and wasn’t logging on either.

[Dark Vader]

 Thanks for the review, I do like a gym toned girl myself but way out my budget. What price would have made you stay?

[SNation]

Thanks for the review, I do like a gym toned girl myself but way out my budget. What price would have made you stay?

I’m not too fussed about price, if I liked her I’d have stayed. But I can’t describe how much I wasn’t turned on by the way she acts and replies to things. Her personality just seems not normal. I would have felt almost like I was taking advantage of her if we did anything sexual.

[scutty brown]

Looks to me like a naive young girl who's started in the trade by either buying (or being given by her pimp) an off-the-shelf AW identity from a profile farmer or trader.
So naive she's not even figured out how to change the photos.
That main photo in the orange-pink dress is of someone much older than her supposed age

[SNation]

It’s hard to describe how she is. I don’t feel like she’s naive in a worldly way, and she’s not young, 23 at least. She told me she’s been to Thailand travelling and she goes around UK doing fire eating at festivals. She’s more just strange and not the type of person who I feel could fit in with adults in a regular job. Although did say she worked in McDonald’s for 9 months when she was 16

[scutty brown]

........... she goes around UK doing fire eating at festivals...........

Off-the-wall thought, but I wonder if she's one of the Hawkwind dancers?

[pbrown355]

Are they still going?

[scutty brown]

Are they still going?

On a low level, yes

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Looks like this is a new profile of her. Pictures are a lot more like her than the other profile, although still not her again unless she’s got a full forearm tattoo in the last month