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External Link/Members OnlyMeeting date - Last week
Price - £150 for 1 hour outcall to my place
Communication - Via text. Was good and prompt, with regular updates as she was on route
Girl - Suki doesn't quite look like her profile pictures - she is definitely the same woman as her profile, but she looks quite a bit older (tired?) and her body less youthful and overall softer than her pics. She had little to no make up on. I have to say on first impression she is not very attractive.
Meeting - I have read all the previous reviews on Suki and I am aware of her quirkiness, and I wondered for a long time if I should see her. Curiosity got the best of me and I arranged for her to come visit me. Initial communication was good and straightforward. She arrived wearing plain clothes and we started chatting in the living room. I am aware of her tendency to ask pointed questions and she did, which was fine as I thought this is her way to break the ice.
After awhile we moved on to the bedroom, and this is where things fall apart. She stripped off to reveal her lingerie and stockings underneath, but they look ill fitted and somehow not very sexy. I then joined her in bed and noticed her hair was rather smelly, and her lingerie also has a smell, perhaps of mothballs (can't say for sure but I obviously stopped sniffing deeply).
I thought I will start things off with RO, but soon it became clear I was too gentle with her, as she told me she's used to much rougher play otherwise it doesn't get her excited. I tried to increase my pressure but clearly she likes things at a whole different level. I gave up and she went OW on me, which was hard and clumsy and it didn't do it for me either.
At this point things dived into negative terrority. I was having trouble keep it stiff as I was getting turn off by the things she said - it was beyond pointed and edgy, it felt like she was actually making fun and belittling me and my preference in sex / performance, which totally killed the mood for me. There was no kissing at all (and I wasn't in the mood for), and all her moves were rough and mechanical. By now I just wanted to get it over with, so I started focusing on my own sensation and pounded her as hard as I could, finally triggering some small reaction from her, until I come in the bag. The whole act felt awkward and not erotic at all.
Before I even managed to clean myself up Suki was already up and getting dressed, and it was a few minutes of awkwardness and clumsy conversation before she was ready to leave.
Conclusion - Suki was a disappointment. I find her less attractive than I hoped, and her smelly hair and lingerie sets the mood for things to come. Her attitude towards me was a big turn off, it's not the kind of sexy provocative banter that I imagined other reviewers were hinting at, it was almost as if she was deliberately trying to turn me off and make fun of me, to her own amusement.
I know Suki has a lot of positives here on UKP. Perhaps I caught her on an off day, or maybe we simply don't click. But I felt Suki's attitude was just plain weird and my experience was firmly in the negative.
