Caballero - London - Earl's court

[boyman123]

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Location: near Earl's court station

Communication: made booking through diva website, received quick reply

Duration: 30 minutes

Girl: looks a bit different from her profile, not as nice. Not really what I would go for. Ukrainian lady. Has a bit of cellulite. Not dressed nicely


Action: when I first meet her, she was a bit cold, no hello or anything like that which I found a bit rude. I went ahead with it anyway thinking it would change, but it didn't. Kissing was mechanical, when there was any which was rare; saying she does not really enjoy it. OW, which was not enjoyable, lot of teeth in it. I then decide to pound her while she is on top and finish in a couple of minutes, as I can see from her face that she was not into it. Although I still had 15 minutes left, l got changed and left as her mood made the whole punt a bad experience

Conclusion: Would not recommend, and would not return due to lack of services and bad attitude

[SonofAJohn]

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External Link/Members Only

Location: near Earl's court station

Communication: made booking through diva website, received quick reply

Duration: 30 minutes

Girl: looks a bit different from her profile, not as nice. Not really what I would go for. Ukrainian lady. Has a bit of cellulite. Not dressed nicely


Action: when I first meet her, she was a bit cold, no hello or anything like that which I found a bit rude. I went ahead with it anyway thinking it would change, but it didn't. Kissing was mechanical, when there was any which was rare; saying she does not really enjoy it. OW, which was not enjoyable, lot of teeth in it. I then decide to pound her while she is on top and finish in a couple of minutes, as I can see from her face that she was not into it. Although I still had 15 minutes left, l got changed and left as her mood made the whole punt a bad experience

Conclusion: Would not recommend, and would not return due to lack of services and bad attitude

Sorry OP, you had a shit experience with this one.
Be sure, to let diva know about it. Hopefully they can compensate you and have a word with the escort.
£180 for 30 mins then leaving early is very painful, it doesn't help anyone if the cash givers are having traumatising experiences at the hands of these girls. These agencies will end up losing out long term.

[akauya]

Thanks for the review OP.

On another note; Diva are getting weirder and weirder when it comes to naming the girls on their books. Caballero means Gentleman in Spanish! WTF!

Lazy or are they just running out of ideas? 

[jamiekinkxxx]

Thanks for the review OP.

On another note; Diva are getting weirder and weirder when it comes to naming the girls on their books. Caballero means Gentleman in Spanish! WTF!

Lazy or are they just running out of ideas? 

Gotta be the latter with the sheer # of girls on there books, esp as many come and go, so keep the name. Surprised they don't just give them a number

[akauya]

Gotta be the latter with the sheer # of girls on there books, esp as many come and go, so keep the name. Surprised they don't just give them a number

Going slightly off topic, the laziness of not doing a bit of research reminds me of Mitsubishi releasing a car called Pajero, very popular in many English speaking countries. Little did they know pajero means wanker in Latin American Spanish. I wonder how the macho Latinos felt driving around that car!

[Duron]

There was a 'Consuelo' at Diva with the best big natural boobs around 2015. That name has been reused.

[jamiekinkxxx]

There was a 'Consuelo' at Diva with the best big natural boobs around 2015. That name has been reused.

I guess when they actually 'retire' a name can obviously be reused, but when they travel back home for a few months but know they will be back they will not give the name away.