I will not be taking advice of someone who most likely has a beer 🍺 belly, lives of pies, fish&chips all day and has the least testosterone in his body

There was actually some good advice there, looks like it went totally over your head, what's the saying.....you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
As for the personal abuse, that's a cracking description, are you stalking me? I won't allow you to finger my arsehole as easily as Rosie did

When i was like you all them moons ago, full of myself, fit, Boulder shoulders, smelt good looked good, fucked good I didn't even entertain escorts, I do now I I can't be arsed with relationships with modern women and im away 270days a year with work. Guess you cheat on yours and that's that as your a top catch, big fish, small pond ! Now I'm older and as you clearly know fat, out of shape, beer belly maybe I'll give your mother a call, she loves a dad bod
Or to summarize.....see Rosie's AW
Your full of wind and piss mate, ill arm wrestle thee any day, but promise me you'll smell nice, see you soon babe xxxx
