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Offline Vivago

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Anyone fancy a holiday snap from the Land of Smiles?  Taken last night, here is one of Pattaya's infamous Beach Road finest gamely holding onto a mouthful of baby batter until I've unstraddled her.  Might not be the most beautiful Thai girl I've bagged this trip but she was tiny and cute and at little more than 10 quid a shot you cannot go too far wrong.

I can confirm the crackdown on Beach Road TS's.  Saw a posse of cops/tourist police out checking IDs and obviously concentrating on Ladyboys.  They were leaving the real girl prossies alone.  Never seen so much pussy for hire (and cock for those so inclined :P) on Beach Road.  Of every conceivable shape and size including some good lookers.  Must be because it is unusually quiet here at the moment with few tourists about in the GG bars and clubs (although I notice that there are more Indian tourists than ever but they are notoriously cheap and are rarely seen in the bars).  Rich pickings to be had. :yahoo:

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Offline Jimmyredcab

The girls on Beach Road are the bottom of the food chain, I look forward to some pictures of "attractive" girls, they are few and far between.  :hi:

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The girls on Beach Road are the bottom of the food chain, I look forward to some pictures of "attractive" girls, they are few and far between.  :hi:

Never eaten at McDonalds, mate?  The bottom of the food chain can sometime be a delicious, guilty pleasure.

I guess when big Jimmy hits town all the high rollers come running. :hi:
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A You-Tube clip of Beach Road at night ---------

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Looks good to me.  The Thai Ministry of Tourism ought to use that clip in one of its 'Amazing Thailand' blurbs.  I am a bit surprised though that ChrisTube didn't end up wearing his vidcam as an impromptu suppository by the end of his walk.

There are many skanks , no denying, on Beach Road but when tourist numbers are down and rent is due, also many better quality girls who decide on a spot of direct selling to make ends meet.
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Offline Jerboa

I agree with you Vivago, girls who you don't expect workin on the coconut bar will be found there if they need quick cash.

Offline Bangers and Gash

I really need to get out there sometime. Although it hasn't gone un-noticed (by me) that my offer/plea to let Jimmy take me under his wing has been met with stony silence.  :mad:

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I really need to get out there sometime. Although it hasn't gone un-noticed (by me) that my offer/plea to let Jimmy take me under his wing has been met with stony silence.  :mad:

Lucky escape then B & G

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Offline Jerboa

I really need to get out there sometime. Although it hasn't gone un-noticed (by me) that my offer/plea to let Jimmy take me under his wing has been met with stony silence.  :mad:

Let's be honest, Jimmy's not a expert on Patts, even though he's been to LOS many times, he comes out with the same statements about ugly bargirls with faces that look like they've been smashed with a wok! And his evidence a Youtube video.  :dash:

Bangers have you joined any of the Pattaya/thai forums yet? I think I advised you to do so a few months back, this is where you'll find good up to date info, from guys who actually find Thai ladies attractive, and read what the scenes like as we speak.

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Bangers have you joined any of the Pattaya/thai forums yet?

Steve posted a good link today.  :hi:


Offline Popintheye

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If you read those forums you will have a really good idea of what goes on.

I reckon 80% of your circumstances will be covered and you need to use your own judgement for the 20%.

I once said to friend if you are not sure don't, just move on - he told me that was the best advice he had

Offline Jimmyredcab

Let's be honest, Jimmy's not a expert on Patts, even though he's been to LOS many times, he comes out with the same statements about ugly bargirls with faces that look like they've been smashed with a wok! And his evidence a Youtube video.  :dash:


I may not be an "expert" ----- whatever that is, but I know an ugly girl when I see one, Pattaya is full of ugly skanks, that is a simple fact.

Offline Popintheye

I may not be an "expert" ----- whatever that is, but I know an ugly girl when I see one, Pattaya is full of ugly skanks, that is a simple fact.
Interesting- so where is full beautiful girls - any where in the world?

Offline Jimmyredcab

Interesting- so where is full beautiful girls - any where in the world?

You tell me.     :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

All I know is that you won't find them in Pattaya.   

Offline Popintheye

You tell me.     :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

All I know is that you won't find them in Pattaya.   

Different strokes for different folks I guess - I have found enough for me

Same basic Isaan stock as Bangkok so none there either I suppose

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At the risk of asking the obvious, how do the police detect a ladyboy?

Offline Jimmyredcab

At the risk of asking the obvious, how do the police detect a ladyboy?

Well they are pretty obvious to a pissed foreigner so a Pattaya policeman would have no problem spotting them.   :hi:

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Different strokes for different folks I guess - I have found enough for me

Same basic Isaan stock as Bangkok so none there either I suppose

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Baccara is the top Go-Go in Soi Cowboy, they don't really want western guys but prefer Japanese, you will pay top dollar for these girls, cheap charlies better stay away.

Also, these girls will look totally different when they emerge from the shower minus makeup ---------- trust me on that one.  :hi:

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At the risk of asking the obvious, how do the police detect a ladyboy?

The bollocks hanging from the mini-skirt sometimes gives them away.     :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Jerboa

Different strokes for different folks I guess - I have found enough for me

Same basic Isaan stock as Bangkok so none there either I suppose

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You can't tell Jimmy, he will always come out with the same old lines, even though we've said numerous times that there are some hot looking bargirls in Patts, but no one says all of them you see in the bars will be lookers.

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You can't tell Jimmy, he will always come out with the same old lines, even though we've said numerous times that there are some hot looking bargirls in Patts, but no one says all of them you see in the bars will be lookers.

He IS a bit like a broken record with his preoccupation with 'headless' AW bimbo's, Romanian skanks and ugly Thai bargirls. All I will say is, that, having been in LOS for 2 weeks, I have seen quite a few stunners, plenty of average lookers and a good few skanks. Just as you would expect to see in a walk down any British high street.

I popped into the Thermae Coffee Bar one evening whilst in Bangkok. This old bastion has, along with the Grace and Miami hotels, been about since Vietnam GI days but unlike them it has moved with the times.  It is still a freelance haunt but the quality is much higher than in the old days.  I saw plenty of 7/8's in there and a couple of 9's.  Unfortunately, it is now  largely an East Asian joint and many of the girls will not go with westerners.  They follow the rule of three 3's which operate only with East Asians.  Namely 3 inches, 3 minutes and 3 thousand kawkoon mahk ka. :D
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Offline Jimmyredcab

He IS a bit like a broken record with his preoccupation with 'headless' AW bimbo's, Romanian skanks and ugly Thai bargirls.

Men like yourself who love Thailand won't have a bad word said about it, your picture of the £10 girl with a mouthful of spunk says more than I could ever say about Pattaya.

You are right about The Thermae, the girls are no longer interested in Westerners, the last time I was in there I was totally ignored.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Vivago your my hero you give a young guy hope

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Vivago your my hero you give a young guy hope

What hope to be sucked off by another bloke  :vomit:

And pay him to do it  :sarcastic: