External Link/Members OnlyI have seen this girl Larissa pictured attached.
In her profile she re-iterates that she is not trans for those who wonder and her face just looks like that
In person, she doesn't even look fucking trans so I do not know why she has put that on her profile? Only her heavily filtered pictures make her look trans. I do not know why she does not just get rid of whatever photo editor she uses and just take normal pictures in order for her to not look trans. She looks feminine and normal in real life. Just a decent looking Brazilian lady that has her body in shape. Maybe she used to train more intense in the gym previously but she looks pretty relaxed now. I have seen way more toned gym bodies as previously reviewed. Besides that she just about resembles her pictures but she is still decent looking.
I think maybe her steroid usage made her look in a way that people may mistake her for being trans.
Now I must mention that Larissa is a party girl and she is quite proud of the fact that she loves to party with her clients. She said that she "does everything, except for marijuana lol". I did not party with her but she mentioned this to me when I asked her about the "Ice emoji" in her kommons profile. I have nothing against party escorts or punters who do that. However, tt made me think about her differently in the post-punt night wank at home.
"What if I booked her a 2 hour session and we got shit faced drunk then had drunk sex playing drinking games, would I have had a positive experience then?"
Location - Paddington W2, 10 minutes walk from the station.
To be fair this is a
positive in this review. The location, well connected train station which has shops and lot's of ATMs so I can get cash at the last minute when I know 1000% I am getting a legit punt not a scammer. So I liked that she was located 10 minutes walk away from the station. Good start.
Booking - I opted for 1 hour which was £200 at the time. I really fancied this girl and tend to overpay when I find a profile I like.
Girl - Age is definitely mid 30s, claims 28 but that is bullshit.
As mentioned above, I have attached a picture below. She looked more feminine in person, had this "bossy" aura to her which I find Brazilian girls develop when they spend too much time in London. They start to become "bossy queens" they start to moan, complain and try to lead all their sessions while telling you to cum quick. I understand the stupid tactics that prostitutes do in order to waste time but it doesn't work on me at all. I am just thinking about my nut.
Appointment - I arrive on Sunday at 7pm after my football match. No rest after the game. Just had a long shower then got changed and made my way to Paddington. As mentioned above, it was a 10 minute walk into a side road in Paddington. Newish (approx 15 years old) apartment blocks on the ground floor. People will be walking around, so if she does not answer the door quick then a random stranger will see you as it is a road that leads into other roads.
She opened up and I could smell smoke in the apartment. Like someone had a cigarette but used that burning incense air freshener thing that makes the place smell like you are inside a hippie's house. There was open glass of red wine on the side as well so I could tell she had been drinking. I drink red wine after football matches so I just thought fair play to her. As it was already opened without me seeing it, I did not want a glass.
We went to the bedroom and discussed paperwork, 1 hour for £200 which included a body to body massage to start then OWO and covered sex to finish. She offered me a shower and a fresh towel to start the session. I had just showered but I decided to take the shower, I had a hot shower before I left home but I decided to have a cold shower which made me horny for some reason.
I returned
The massage was shit, absolute shit shit, my massage gun can do a way better job. It was the shittest massage ever and an absolute joke. I have no other way to put it. She was doing this stupid grinding and smiling which I can't get out of my head. It is like PTSD and I cannot forget it. She should scrap the massages because she has no good technique. Just poor.
Oral without, she could not take the whole length but she worked the top half ok. I got hard, we done 69. Her pussy was quite flappy but did taste ok and there was no hygiene issues.
I stopped her after 5 minutes because I find that TS girls know how to suck my dick better than Cis women from my sexual experiences. Which Larissa did nothing but to further support my thinking.
The sex was crap, her body is okay but her pussy was loose !
Absolutely no grip whatsoever and I am nearly 10 inches fully hard and girthy so it was concerning to me. She was so loose, so I started to lose my boner. Now my dick has retreated and gone floppy but I can still penetrate just not as hard. The kinda hard you get when you're wanking in bed then you fall asleep.
40 minutes into the session and she begging me to cum but there is no way I am going to cum from penetration so I have to get creative and I tell her to sit on me and I cum from a handjob. I go for another shower and that is now 4 showers in this day but to be fair I have played an intense football match and I have had sex with a prostitute so if these four showers provide any sort of help on staying STD free then fuck it. I am going to take them. Worry about my oil-less skin later.
She was very chatty throughout the session and only now writing this review. I think that might just be her tactical approach. I was able to focus until the loose pussy, the actual sex which was a complete let down. I left feeling let down. Also to add, when I was changed getting ready to leave. She is talking to me and telling me to follow her around. We are in the front living room and she is talking then she opens a door next to the bathroom and there is a dude sitting in there right behind the door on his phone. I am thinking to myself "WTF, has this guy been sitting there the whole time because I thought I was alone with her but I WASN'T?!". The place was dead quiet. I never assume I am alone but I have been alone sometimes with an escort and this time felt like that. So I was shocked to find out that we was not alone. The guy looked very shy to see me, sat on a stool looking at his phone instead of looking into my eyes and maybe she does that so her pimp/boyfriend can see all the guys who are giving her money in exchange for sex. She definitely runs that relationship and it would not be the first time I have met a male pimp who I thought was a low testosterone bitch.
I left the apartment and swore that I would take a break (from pizzda) but I went to that latina brothel in south the following week didn't I? Oh yes
Would I return? Maybe if we can tie her bitch boyfriend to a chair and make him watch like a cuck while we get shitfaced drunk for two hours and I take a Viagra to overcome the looseness of her pussy while I fuck her brains out but no I wouldn't do that because that would be really creepy and I would rather order a pizza and not follow my diet regime instead.
Would I recommened? Yes, if you like the look of her pictures as they will let you down in real life but not enough let down that you will look and go. You will still stay and still wanna fuck her. If you like to party and do that type of stuff then yeah she could float your boat but for me. Nah, once was enough. Already moved on from that wasted punt.
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