ILoveLinda - Birmingham - Somewhat expensive but worth at least one booking!

[Beerswillin99]

ILoveLinda

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Went with 30 minutes but with extra: OWO: £30.
£110 in total for the 30 mins.

Typically I don't regularly pay these prices but she is a hottie and I do like the 'full' package when I punt.

Comms:

Great comms a couple of days before and morning of the meet via WhatsApp.

Location:

Some apartment in central Birmingham. Easy to find.

The girl:

I prefer sticking with regulars for the most part due to VFM but I do like to veer off sometimes and try out some new talent, and this gal was solid.

Plan A backed out so had a few of the Birmingham Brazilians that I had yet to try (never been with a Brazilian girl before!) and saw 3 positives for her on here so thought 'I Love Linda' would be a good shout.

Nice personality, welcoming.

Very hot, huuuuge BBL butt. Definitely the biggest butt I've seen on a girl of that size. It's ridiculous how much curve there is to it.

Exactly as pictures, pretty much exact makeup and everything, like she just took the pictures and suddenly came to life!

Titties are quite nice, enhanced, they have quite a solid base and then towards the areola/nipple they're softer. Overall her boobs and butt are quite hard/solid, and don't have much jiggle/give, but they look nice and are nice to suck, lick, and fuck.

Service likes list summary:

OWO, LFK, protected sex.

Service:

Her BJ is nice and deep, not the deepest but pretty far and she's very passionate. Sucked the dangly balls well.

Kissing was okay but would have preferred to go deeper. She uses tongue sparingly, mainly slightly open-mouthed kissing.

She wacked my meaty hot rod off with her hard, fake honkers.

English is okay, had to show her which position to get in sometimes as she didn't quite understand, but all-in-all was relatively easy to communicate.

Was great with the few positions I went through, and performed them with gusto, which is a huge plus. Especially at the price, it's something you expect and some girls can be a bit hit-and-miss even though you're paying a lot. No issue with Linda here.

Was fine with all the fairly usual sex positions: CG, RCG, Mish, Spoon, etc. Had a large mirror on the wardrobe so we could watch the action. Did look great watching in the mirror her very large (but proportionate to her size), round, sweaty arse squatting up and down my wang in CG!

Her phone went off once and we ignored it but then went off again (buzzing) and she took the hint to put it on silent/mute, so that was fine.

Summary:

She's one of those girls that you definitely must try at least once, but I have a couple of regulars now that have OWO included for 40-50 less with the same level of service. So a hot girl and nice enough personality-wise but won't be seeing her on the regular just due to price for all-included.

Would I return?:

On the odd occasion probably as a plan B, certainly not due to bad service but more so VFM.

Looks like she hasn't been on since last year but hopefully she returns!

[WestMids74]

Thanks for the review, she's one I have been considering for a while but £30 for OWO is a joke in my opinion.

As you said, many birds out there who have OWO included.

[Beerswillin99]

Thanks for the review, she's one I have been considering for a while but £30 for OWO is a joke in my opinion.

As you said, many birds out there who have OWO included.

Thanks, yes it seems to be across the board with the Brazilian girls, unfortunately.

I sort of get it, but I sort of don't, because their competition are (almost) as good looking as they are and charge only 3/4's of the price. So they're missing out on a lot of money, especially as it seems like they're on a regular rotation and seemingly quit the business after a few months, never to return.

You'd think they'd want to make the most money possible in the short time they're in the business, but maybe there are other reasons.

To each their own, but Linda's service was great and I would have rebooked her last year straight away and probably put her in general rotation, but when you have other options for cheaper, it doesn't seem as appealing to be charged more for the same thing.

[thebastard]

When I saw her last she said she was leaving - I got excited then as I thought she'd returned!