Author Topic: Girlfriend Emma XX AVOID!!! Bricket Wood  (Read 4529 times)


19 review(s) for Girlfriend Emma xx (13 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]
4 review(s) for Emma English GFE (1 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline fido1234

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Bricketwood edge of St Albans/Watford

So I know she is well reviewed on here, but when stuff like this happens I need to share so all are aware.
Never had an experience go from 10-0 like this.

Messaged last week, full booked, so messaged again Monday night for an early morning meet. She works weekdays 7am-12.
I paid 80 for 30min once confirmed with a call at 6am Tuesday morning.

Made my way to hers bit of traffic but made it bang on time.
Got the text of the flat number headed in.
She rents the place so not her home.

Let straight to the bedroom and wow what a sight to see, beautiful woman and definatly makes you question her age of 40, cause she looks so much younger.
Quick introduction about her services all agree very bubble, welcoming whole package, cash handed over, stripped down and kissing with fonderling begins. This lasts about 3min nice warm up (nothing mentioned about breath of anything, relevent later)
On to OWO again really nice lasted a few min and then into 69 (again nothing mentioned about any issues at all)

So about 10min in on with the rubber and her on top, she worked it very well, great view, I thought have to try doggie before we finish, so switched up, wasn't working so asked to go back with her on top, (she suggested just using her hand but with approx 10min left I felt confident that her on top would work)
This was the cliff edge that had this punt plumet down like no tomorrow.

30 seconds with her on top she jumps off says this isn't going to work, opens the window, grabs the cash and storms out the room at 22min into the 30min booking.

I'm left on the bed in shock like wtf just happened, maybe she was to hot hense the open window, that's fine she will be back and finish off .....maybe?

3min later (as if she's asked for excuses to get me out) maybe another booking set and she thought my 30 would be done in 20?

She comes back to the room really worked up shouting "you have garlic breath it stinks you need to leave"
In complete shock I'm like wtf this has come out of no where and gone from a great time to the worst time.
"No idea what your talking about haven't had any garlic in the last week let alone last 48 and vigorously brushed my teeth before the meet as I do everytime"

She then said times up,
Hang on a minute it's 25past I still have 5min.
Oh baby you have worts on your dick.
"Excuse me! What are you talking about"

So she continues with these insults as I'm already stood up and starting to get dressed saying "this is poor, you've hand no issue with anything until you saw it was 20 past and then all of a sudden switched"

The insults continue flying my way, verbally pushing me out, still in shock on the whole thing, I stay calm and just say "I get it, you've double booked, or this is your 'thing' to get people out"

She says I'd rather have rejected you than take the £80"
"But you didn't until 2,3rds of the time had been used up, even tho all the 'issues' you quote would have come up right at the start, and if any were you wouldn't have kissed for anywhere near aslong as you did or OWO"

I walked out, shocked, dissapointed and confused.

I know this is a long account if the meeting but wanted to get all the details out there for future visitors, maybe she dosent treat her regulars like this, I'm not sure or maybe she's only recently become this way to score quick cash and think that by belittling the punter and insulting them, they won't mention it out of embarrassment.
I know I have nothing wrong and my breath was squeaky clean, it's what I do daily not to mention when your going to see someone for the first time you wanna be super clean.

I'm dissapointed this review couldn't have ended positively, as mentioned at the start everything was perfect.

Book her is you want, but be warned that she might pull this stunt if your not done in 20min or she's tightly booked due to restricted working hours.

Hope this helps.
Also, I understand now why she isn't a fan of UKP, it's because reviews like this can be left that show the true experience she can provide.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2024, 08:33:28 am by fido1234 »

Offline PilotMan

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Thanks for the warning and sorry for your bad punt.

She has had another profile before 2330356 which I've now indexed here too.

Previous reviews suggest she does this weird Bipolar switch thing to get rid of punters early.

Offline simon07

She is a fickle one.
One to avoid as who knows when she might flip again. Maybe getting jaded of punting though not the money.

Online unclepokey

The ways Emma employed to get fido out seemed to guarantee a bad report. Surely there were better ways unless she is stupid or just not thinking.

She could have had a message informing her of something really urgent like a family issue involving health issues or even a demise.
Or perhaps a sudden unexpected visit from the decorators (a period).

So what happened to fido, as he describes it, does for whatever reason, seem to be egregious and, for many of her clients, disappointing and well outwith their experiences.
Uncle Pokey
« Last Edit: January 30, 2024, 12:27:12 pm by unclepokey »

Offline fido1234

The ways Emma employed to get fido out seemed to guarantee a bad report. Surely there were better ways unless she is stupid or just not thinking.

She could have had a message informing her of something really urgent like a family issue involving health issues or even a demise.
Or perhaps a sudden unexpected visit from the decorators (a period).

So what happened to fido, as he describes it, does for whatever reason, seem to be egregious and, for many of her clients, disappointing and well outwith their experiences.
Uncle Pokey

Exactly that, hense why I was so shocked, if you come up with a general reason and don't insult the punter plus offer to give back some money, maybe they return, but the outright accusations and switch were uncalled for.

I assume she was just using every excuse she could to justify keeping all the money, hence the changing excuses on her behalf from Breath, to time and every one batted back as she knew they were false.

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Sorry you had a bad time, thanks for updating us.


This is why it’s important to review ‘well reviewed girls’ it could be a one off, or it could be a new pattern, I won’t see her again now.

Offline Marvelous

Sorry you had a bad time, thanks for updating us.


This is why it’s important to review ‘well reviewed girls’ it could be a one off, or it could be a new pattern, I won’t see her again now.

It's not a one off this bi polar hag done this to me around 10 years ago called me every name in the sun and kicked me out after 10 minutes.

If I remember i messaged her on Adultwork afterwards to call her out and if i remember she mentioned how she had "been clean" for a little while whatever that meant.


Offline simon07

Sounds like a delusional sex goddess used to men stoking her ego.

Moment she did not get her way, she flipped,

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I've indexed a few more old reviews to this profile, one of the earliest is a negative that's very similar.
Looks like she's had several other identities as well with possibly other reviews to find, including a period in the Milton Keynes brothels.
She's an ex-member on here, now showing as "guest" status so quite likely she got banned by Oldadmin


Emma was previously Jamie of St Albans then Hatfield, then English Kim of Hemel and received positive vibes on a thread concerning English girls within the M25 back in 2013.

Based on this I saw her twice in 2014 when she rocked up as Emma in Rickmansworth. Reviewed elsewhere in 2014 positively but deleted at her request.

Nice SP, good shag slightly vanilla offering for my more eclectic tastes, but would revisit and I described her as early 30's in 2014.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2024, 04:27:33 pm by scutty brown »

Offline Josler

Wow, shocking experience.
I saw Emma a few time pre covid and in her old flat and she was always lovely and we got on well.
very strange and I was not aware of the history

Offline Mr Garmin

She's the only girl to ever physically throw me out.

It was in Hatfield perhaps 15 years ago and I'd had her on my HL ever since she'd called herself Jamie a very long time ago.

I arrived and she opened the door wearing just underwear and I have to say she looked stunning.  We chatted for a few seconds inside and I handed over the money and prepared to have a shower.  I don't know what I said but she just flipped and said "I can't do this" and handed back my money and pushed me out of the door.

I left very surprised and confused and concluded that she must have found me extremely unattractive.  However reading this I realise that she's just a bit nuts.

There was a thread on here where some were questioning her age and she posted some face pictures in support of her claim.  I haven't looked but I suspect that the thread doesn't exist anymore.

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There was a thread on here where some were questioning her age and she posted some face pictures in support of her claim.  I haven't looked but I suspect that the thread doesn't exist anymore.

thread still exists but the photos have gone "deleted by admin", no way of telling when that was done but it could have been by oldadmin getting rid of contentious stuff in the weeks before he walked away
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150115.msg1662234#msg1662234

Offline Redrighthand

On her profile, she answers a question with..

"Be careful what you wish for friend, ha!"

Has a knowing “I am bonkers" vibe about it, always put me off.

Offline M2021

Thank you for the review Fido. Was on the hot list and going to book , but think I will avoid now.

Online The droff

I booked her once ,got the postcode. Found the flats but couldn't get any signal to say I had arrived so had to drive away 5 mins for a phone signal . Anyway too and froing with text where she said I was a time waster. Finally managed to get a door number then drove back to flats  ,went up knocked on the door but no answer but I could hear very loud music on the radio inside as I think she knew I was there.  Bullet dodged!!

Offline simon07

Here is a further review from 2017 which shows her Jekyll and Hyde character.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150115.0

Offline Big Bad R

On my hotlist, messaged several times to meet when I was in area, never replied. Removed from from hotlist. Thanks OP