Review from last week
External Link/Members OnlyHaven't posted for a long time due to health and financial reasons. Do apologize for that gents but hopefully back to getting a few more reviews in!
Comms: Rang up on the day to see if they had availability. Booked myself in for 1 hour.
Location: As mentioned in previous reviews right on a busy street in Carlisle near the big chimney (not familiar with the area) but could be quite a stumbling block if you're local.
Massage: Didn't get the masseuses name but roughly mid 40s is my best guess. Thai girl who said she had lived in the area a while but divorced from her husband a few years back.
Got in and undressed fully, clothes chucked in a box next to the massage table. Decent table, heated and hole at the top for your face etc.
Massage was really well structured and really got the knots out of my back. Did the classic standing on the back to work out the muscle aches and what not. Covered from the start with a very thin towel. Would have thought it was legit until I turned over.
Service: So on the turnover, lots of feeling up my legs and brushing of my cock then the proposal of extras. 30 for Handjob and 80 quoted for Body to Body. Only took and extra 20 with me so managed to haggle down to 20 but be prepared think they usually charge 30 for the privilege. Handjob was delivered expertly, felt more like a proper cock massage rather than a fast and rushed tug. Came all over her hand and she gave the usual talk of "next time you bring more money darling" blah blah.
Summary: Great massage with a great happy ending but for the total sum of 70 pounds (50 for the massage and 20 for Handjob) might be a bit overpriced for some but i was in the area and was desperate for a massage.
Would I return? Probably yes as the massage and Handjob was top notch but definitely on the expensive side I feel. Again, first massage for ages so not sure if that's the going rate these days.