External Link/Members OnlyHere are the main pointers for my car crash of a booking with Sophia “Angel”:
Frosty / Unwelcoming greeting. Not expecting her to jump me but couldn’t even muster a smile. Moaned that because some guy coming out had let me in I didn’t follow her building entry protocols. Moaned that she was tired.
Debate about how long the booking was for that required proof of texts. Implication that the receptionist had got it wrong but later revealed she does her own comms. Considered walking at this point. Should’ve done in hindsight. Perhaps my polite insistence here was the catalyst for the shitshow to follow. I got the impression later on that this is because she effectively wants 30 min bookings only. Pay her, fuck her and then piss off.
Mandatory shower - not that I have an issue with this (despite coming shower fresh from home I often ask for at least a quick spritz) but I point it out because there was no evidence that she had taken a shower prior to my booking and it didn’t look like one was to be taken before the next guy either.
Rules and regulations next. Dispatched in an officious manner. I thought the lawyers were going to barge into the room at one point with contracts to sign. Mood. Killer. CIM advertised by text but taken off the service list for me because she was apparently tired and pissed off with the amount of loads she’d taken in the mouth that day. Great!
Time wasting tactics used at every opportunity. Two failed attempts to get the booking actually started and thus had to wait until she’d finished her warm-up chat (interrogation / job interview vibes)
Finally getting down to it the wet wipes came out for cock cleaning (and she even found a way to waste time talking about it!) despite having showered literally on the premises. OWO delivered briefly and facing away - going forward I’m going to make this a walkable moment for me, as it’s the sure signal for a shit punt.
Started yet another interruptive conversation between the RO and Sex which itself was mechanical, boring, and lifeless. Glad I didn’t pay extra to film it as I’d have fallen asleep watching it back.
3 day-ish stubble on pussy/legs, thus prickly feeling in both RO and sex to match her attitude.
Second mandatory shower and on my return the remaining time was spent telling me several stories about her distain for the clients she has seen along with their lack of sexual stamina and/or fitness. 90% of her chatting (sorry, moaning) had to go via Google translate.
Her final coup de grace was to tell me that “time flies by so quickly”.
I’ve gotta learn to just get dressed and leave rather than enduring this utter bullshit.
For those considering seeing her I’d suggest spending the £180 on a sex doll for the same lifeless experience. Probably can get a decent one and use it for longer than 25 minutes too.
Her looks do not overcome the shit experience received.