Lianna Desire - Bracknell, very very skilful and Enthusiastic Girl

[labrador]

Been punting for a good few years now but only fairly recently found this site and this is my first review so hope its ok.

Strong Positive - This girl is very enthusiastic and engaging and very skilful. I've seen her before and this was my 3rd visit and this review is also reflective of my previous visits.

When - Jan 2024

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Location: Apartment in office block that looks that its been recently converted to apartments. Nice spacious modern apartment, very clean and tidy. Parking is a few mins walk away in a retail park near the  A329M and free for 3 hours.

Comms: All comms by text and very prompt, and very clear instructions on where to park, and once parked directions from the car park to her apartment, and once arrived at the entrance she came down to let me in with no waiting round.

The Girl - Photos are very accurate. I find her very pretty and curvy (in my opinion no way too large as another review has said). She wore a set of very sexy underwear.

The meeting - one hour meet, incall, £130 no extras.

Details -  The overriding impression I got was that she was very engaged throughout the meeting and was fully focused on ensuring I had a good time. In terms of services I had a great GFE lots of DFK from the start. She provided the most amazing hand relief I have ever experienced followed by amazing OWO, she really knows what she is doing! Sex was CG and again she had a way of moving around that heightened my stiffness, she was almost teasing me as she rode me. I only pop once these days but it was very intense due to the lead up she gave me. Nice chat and massage, then offer of a shower which I declined as I was off to the gym. Left bang on the hour although I didnt get even the slightest hint of clock watching.

Summary - Fantastic girl, very attractive and skilful, who really seems to care about her clients (well me anyway) and ridiculously good VFM too.

[JonasG]

She was one of my go to regulars for years until i stopped seeing her cos she got too big. (Also my tastes changed regarding chubby girls)

No doubting her enthusiasm and service though.

[advent2016]

I too used to see her, sometimes in a duo. I agree she got larger and also she wouldn't shave her pussy. These days no RO is a deal breaker. She did give a nice BJ though. Maybe go back for that.

[JonasG]

Yeah, her DFK and OWO was always great. Could maybe see her one off for old times sake.

It's a shame she transitioned from nice and curvy to fairly big.

Same thing happened to Hot Crumpet who've I've also stopped seeing.

[trumps]

Same thing happened to Hot Crumpet who've I've also stopped seeing.

Hey Jonas - Hot Crumpet in her various iterations was my ‘go-to’ girl. Was always fantastic, fun & giggly and very sexy and gorgeous in my view at least. I last visited a few years ago and thought she’d had a few lockdown pies. However the memory has faded and I almost decided to visit today as her green light is on. So would be useful to know if she’s continued to grow outwards and just how large she is now. Although I have an itch to scratch I just know I should leave it alone and feast on the memories as I’ll surely be disappointed??

[JonasG]

Think i last saw her in the summer maybe and she's big. CG was a bit uncomfortable.

If you thought she was big a few years ago, she definitely hasn't lost that weight. If anything it's the other way.

Services was still good though, DFK etc

[trumps]

Think i last saw her in the summer maybe and she's big. CG was a bit uncomfortable.

If you thought she was big a few years ago, she definitely hasn't lost that weight. If anything it's the other way.

Services was still good though, DFK etc

Gosh, what a shame!! I looked back and it was Aug ‘22 when I commented that I thought she was too lardy for me. Interestingly at that time your comment was that she had put on weight but was still ok.

Quote: ‘…but yeah if you prefer petite women she's not that and won't be for you but she's definitely not fat or even chubby tbh. Well rounded maybe would be the best description? I'd guess size 12 myself.’

I’m guessing her waist and arse sized has moved on since then in that case - (and I’m not in any way pulling you up on this btw). In a slightly perverse way I’d be prepared to throw £80 down the pan to see just how far my best and favourite ever hooker has allowed herself to balloon. Weird but true !!

[mrpunterton]

Gosh, what a shame!! I looked back and it was Aug ‘22 when I commented that I thought she was too lardy for me. Interestingly at that time your comment was that she had put on weight but was still ok.

Quote: ‘…but yeah if you prefer petite women she's not that and won't be for you but she's definitely not fat or even chubby tbh. Well rounded maybe would be the best description? I'd guess size 12 myself.’

I’m guessing her waist and arse sized has moved on since then in that case - (and I’m not in any way pulling you up on this btw). In a slightly perverse way I’d be prepared to throw £80 down the pan to see just how far my best and favourite ever hooker has allowed herself to balloon. Weird but true !!

I guess the OP is referring to my review but when I saw her in Oct 22 I would have put her as a size 16 which was a shame as facially she was still beautiful.

[JonasG]

He means Hot Crumpet not Lianna. But agree with your review on Lianna, she was pretty heavy by the time i last saw her. Also maybe summer 2023. CG wasn't comfortable.

Gosh, what a shame!! I looked back and it was Aug ‘22 when I commented that I thought she was too lardy for me. Interestingly at that time your comment was that she had put on weight but was still ok.

Quote: ‘…but yeah if you prefer petite women she's not that and won't be for you but she's definitely not fat or even chubby tbh. Well rounded maybe would be the best description? I'd guess size 12 myself.’

I’m guessing her waist and arse sized has moved on since then in that case - (and I’m not in any way pulling you up on this btw). In a slightly perverse way I’d be prepared to throw £80 down the pan to see just how far my best and favourite ever hooker has allowed herself to balloon. Weird but true !!

Yeah she definitely got bigger in 2023 as the months went by and by the summer it was getting noticeable to me. Also my tastes started to change regarding chubby girls.

But agree in her prime she was great and probably my most visited WG.

[labrador]

It was the phrase in the review that said  " because of her size it was difficult for me to get in positions that where comfortable"  that threw me.

I'm only 5' 8" on a good day and havent found it to be a problem to get comfortable in multiple positions with Lianna. I've only been seeing her since 2022 so cant comment on whether she's got bigger than she used to be, but she seemed nice and curvy to me, but  of course everyone has different tastes.

[mrpunterton]

It was the phrase in the review that said  " because of her size it was difficult for me to get in positions that where comfortable"  that threw me.

I'm only 5' 8" on a good day and havent found it to be a problem to get comfortable in multiple positions with Lianna. I've only been seeing her since 2022 so cant comment on whether she's got bigger than she used to be, but she seemed nice and curvy to me, but  of course everyone has different tastes.

Well it certainly was the case then and I've punted with women of different shapes and sizes including women who would be technically the same dress size as her, it all depends on how it is distributed.  My preference is actually "curvy" women and if body wise she was how the profile pics portray her I would have been ecstatic but unless she has lost a lot of weight since I saw her future punters should not be surprised to find a much larger lady.