I have been visiting Thai massage shops for a few years now and only recently joined UK Punting, but as time has gone bye, I thought I would put down what works for me and I stress it's only my opinion, but it may be of use for what it is worth, so here goes!!
The target of any punt I believe is to enjoy yourself and get value for money, so I have found this works for me.
Thank you, I've added a few comments of my own
1. Research a little on Thai culture and you will soon understand that Thai girls like clean respectful men, who arrive on time and are not flash or rude. (Take your sunglasses of when you enter as they think you are a playboy)
How does that make Thais any different from other women? As for taking sunglasses off, it's stupid not to, otherwise you might have problems with RO
2. I always visit in the afternoon as the girls always have a shower before every client regardless of how busy they are, so they are always clean, but horney as they have been handling cocks all day.
Most girls rarely have showers between clients, and handling cocks all day makes them bored, tired and shagged out. The earlier you see them, the better
3. Always call them by their name when you first arrive and for god sake smile and look them in the eyes. (This goes along way).
The girls are using false names anyway so what you call them is irrelevant. If you want to be friendly ask them what their real name is, where they're from, and how they got into sex work. And at what age they first fucked a client
4. I always go to the same establishments, so the girls get to know you and trust you.
Going to the same establishments means the girls stop trying, take you for granted, and screw up the prices.
4a. I always book an hour ans discuss extra's after 15 minutes, so the girls are reseptive and you don't appear to keen.
Book an hour by all means, but ask about extras as soon as you can. Starting the conversation with "do you ever do this with your knickers off" and waving a £50 note usually cures any language barrier.
5. Make sure you have showered, fresh clothes as they no immediately if you are not clean.
Which also means the earlier in the day you go, the better (see point 2)
6. I never haggle and give them what they want, or else they regard it as rude and will only do the minimum you ask for.
Most Thai girls take the piss over pricing for extras and you have to haggle
7. Always ask for permission if your hands wonder and I have never had a No.
Make sure you don't have cold hands and you'll never have a no
8. Never pull their hair, or point as it's considered rude in Thai culture.
Never pull their hair as they get pissed when their extensions fall out
7. I always get far more than what was agreed, so it works for me.
Like what? Paying for a wank and getting FS?
Like I say it's just a few tips that have worked for me and use it for what it is.
Keep calm and carry on.
I'll carry on in my own happy way I think
