External Link/Members OnlyHaving learnt my lesson from my resounding failure of a visit 12 months ago...... I decided to go back being the mutton head I am. Actually it's close to a well reviewed Caribbean takeaway I've been meaning to try for over a year so thought I'd kill two birds.
Comms : Text an hour before, prompt confirmation which hopefully will have more gravity with them than my last booking.
Location : On the busy A6 next to a takeaway who's opening hours I thoughtfully avoided.
Visit : Rang the bell and waited a week - well actually 30 seconds but that's what it felt like. Door answered by Kelly who ushered me inside. I remarked last time about the two plywood rooms of shoody appearance built inside a former shop. Anyway this time I was inside a room and I have to say it was clean, warm with a proper table, sink and shower plus enough room around said table.
Kelly was probably around 30, 5'2", size 10 with long dark hair in a pony tail and a nice face. Sadly she spoke next to no English. Anyway 1 hour massage agreed and £40 taken. Off comes her anorak (well it is Winter) to reveal a long strappy oriental style sun dress and ankle boots with heels. Interesting. Off comes my kit.... slightly less alluring than Kelly and on to the table I go.
The massage started with lots of attention to the shoulders and neck in fact it pretty much stayed above my lower back always returning to my shoulders and neck, a bit like she was scared to go anywhere else. The style was strange at times as she was slowly moving around my back applying pressure with her fingertips like she was hunting for spots to squeeze. Quite a pleasant massage just a bit odd. Eventually did get down to my legs but nothing done that would make Mary Whitehouse fret. I was beginning to worry extras might be limited but I needn't have worried...
Turnover time with 20-25 minutes to go. So out comes her translator app. Now girls have used these before successfully but this time, rather than a female voice, it was Stephen Hawkingesque enquiring if I wanted a happy ending or a body to body. Much to my disappointment I wasn't offered a big bang. Anyway after I'd spoken Prof. Hawking then explained to Kelly I wanted a B2B and she indicated how much I would pay. £40 offered, accepted and paid.
Kelly now peeled away her straps and her dress dropped to the floor revealing a lovely slim but curvy body and full probably C cup breasts. Her briefs were quickly removed showing off quite a full bush.
Onto the table now and she gently rubs herself against me kissing my upper chest. Then stood next to me giving junior some attention and leaning over so I can cop a good feel. Finally she gets on the table sat on my lower thighs with her legs akimbo dangling over the edge of the table. We are now sat upright facing each other as she continues to smile at me whilst slowly wanking me and cupping my balls. At the same time I lean towards her gently rubbing her crease through the undergrowth. Like Madonna I was getting into her groove and as it got damper and damper she upped the pace. And before too long there was quite a mess though Kelly meticulously made sure I was empty before she got off the table.
She then attentively cleaned us both up. Time for a lovely head massage then a kiss, hug and farewell...... from Kelly not from Steve.....think he'd gone back to working on that future bestseller, A Brief History of Wanking. Bound to be a surefire winner.
Summary: Lovely girl though slightly odd massage but with an intense sexy ending.
Oh and incidentally the Caribbean was ace - shan't leave it long before going back for another trough.
