Was planning to punt once per month but up pops Yomi. Read the UKP review and sounded promising. Look forward to exploring a bushy vag for once.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyVisited: Jan 2024.
Comms: Easy via WhatsApp. Asked her to forward me a selfie and received a pic in sailor type outfit she says was taken 2yrs back.
Gonna burst your bubble now and say she looks nothing like the pic she sends!The profile doesn’t mention penetration, so like the other UKP’er I confirm we do some horizontal sports. OW and sex is included, and OWO is extra.
Was quoted £60 for 15min. Next day asked if she’ll do 15min for £50 and got the reply “Of course!”. Must be quiet day so booked a slot.
The comms most likely handled by a 3rd party as the word ‘us’ was used when I was downstairs.
Location: Same building as my last punt with a fit Brazilian. Converted office block by the old funhouse building/flyover. Around 10-15min walk from East Croydon station. Concierge wasn’t at his desk when I arrived but was there when I left. Easy to skip past and ignore him like a resident.
Parked up 15min before agreed time and let her know I was loading coins and will be there in 5min. Got outside and was asked to wait as she’s getting ready. Bugged her and was told it’ll be 10mins so walked to high street to buy myself a lottery ticket.
Approaching 15min since last msg and told her I’ll be off soon as the parking will be up soon, then got the green light. I don’t believe she was working a conveyor, just flaffing around thinking it’s Five-Oh working a bust.
As I get out of the lift, clapped eyes with Mr Wu.
Yomi was standing by the door and greeted me as I approached.
The girl: As I mentioned above looks nothing like the pic sent through WA. Pic could be her at least 10-15 years ago. She’s not ugly nor a head turner. She claims to be 24 but I place her in the milf 35 bracket. Wide Asian geisha face with large eyes. She’s a tall BIG boned woman, around 5ft9. 1000% a woman, she’s just tall and large framed. Titties are C/D cups with a natural hang. Longs nips to suck. Size 10-14 bod and everything well proportioned. Bushy vag. Small clit. Broken English and follows instructions.
Price: £50 for 15 mins. OWO is extra £20 not taken.
We strip and she lays back ready to grab the dom. Told her I want to explore that bod first (as per our WA msg). Suck them titties with long nips, making my way downstairs. The curly bush hides a small opening as I try to insert a finger and she goes all ticklish. Spread that cunt wide and licked the clit, which tasted clean. Didn’t think she enjoyed it much with her looking to move things on.
Grabs the dom inviting me to fuck but I told give me BJ. Hat applied and she sucks the top 3rd to get me hard. Nothing spectacular! Look down and I’m hard. She lays back ready to fuck.
I want CG first. Lay down to swap positions on bed but she’s slow to get up so I insert my cock in spoons which she does well to position and starts moaning as I fuck.
I ain’t that good so check mini FK is actually in pussy and she isn’t faking it. Hook that leg over and gave it some welly.
Swap to CG. She jumps on and slow ride and we take turns fucking. She leans 45 degree with good access to titties. She’s eye’s closed all the way.
Switch to doggy. Insert and fuck her hard. Good access to body and the fun bags. Felt the sap start to rise as she’s fake moaning.
Told her spin round ready for the finale. Fuck her deep in mish, then pulled them legs over my shoulders and pound her hard, deep and fast. Hard spunked (think she sensed it) and kept going until emptied.
She waited until I was completely drained before blowing the whistle to call time. Well done for that!!
door-to-door: No more than 15min. She's submissive but sex was rushed tbh.
Conclusion: Neutral. Was left waiting outside in the cold for 15min. 🥶 Wins points for the price and novelty factor to make it neutral, else I’d had given a Neg tbh. No connection and a bit rushed the way she wants to fuck in mish straight away.
Says she’s leaving Croydon next few days and will be heading to Canary Wharf. Other than novelty (Chinese) and hairy bush element, save your precious punting coins. Wouldn’t spend more than £50/£70 for 15/hh. If I were to go again, I’d ask if she’d take £40 for 15min.
Pics for record; Extreme munter filter applied,,, or pics not her. The pic below in T-shirt could be her 10-15 years back. Much older and wider face IRL.
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