External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI saw the SP under the profile name Busom Delight. She goes to some trouble to conceal where she's from, although lots of SPs do the same. I think she's Surrey-based, and we met in Bracknell. £170 for one-hour outcall is about the going rate, but for this one it was unashamed robbery.
CommsPretty shambolic, and at times texts were almost unreadable, indicating that she wasn't paying any attention to the ongoing conversation. It took a while and a lot of patience to set up the meeting.
VenueThe booking was an outcall to a good standard hotel in Bracknell. There was easy plentiful on-site parking and no problems with access to the rooms.
The ladyThe profile picture for Busom Delight looked quite glamorous, but the SP was nothing like the photo. Maybe the photo was about 30 years old. The photo in her new profile is a flattering likeness of her. I'd say she's a bit over 60 rather than the 53 she claims in her profile. She never ventured a name to call her by and made no effort to establish a basic working relationship, let alone any sexual rapport. I had asked for a dress code but she turned up at the door looking like a cleaning lady, with drab street clothes, and looked nothing like the profile picture of Busom Delight. I guess she was size 14 and totally plain-looking and unglamorous. From both her profile names she seems to think her tits are an asset. I don't think they are. They were an average handful, but the nips were unremarkable and they did nothing for me.
The businessI tried to set a mood with some wine, but she was incapable of making smalltalk let alone developing any seductive routine. In the end I asked for a massage to try and break the ice, but it was rubbish and totally non-erotic. I did all my usual bedroom routines but she wasn't capable of providing a satisfactory experience. She wouldn't or couldn't open her legs enough to facilitate good access, so I finished as quickly as possible and basically got her to leave after less than 25 minutes.
ConclusionsA total waste of time and money, and a resounding negative. This was a poor quality GILF trying to pass off as a glamorous MILF. Perhaps she sensed I wasn't much impressed (she ought to have) as she pulled her original profile immediately afterwards and later re-branded it. If it had been an incall I would probably have walked.