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£40 - 15 mins

LE1 - just opposite the Haymarket bus station.

It is not the girl in the pictures. I should have walked. It’s a short, skinny, size 2/4 anorexic Romanian with crooked teeth and the worst pair of tits I have ever seen. Looked like deflated balloons. The worst ever. Just vile(sorry to say)

Before handing my money over confirmed services. Was told different positions and promised me there will be no limits to depth of penetration. Ok let’s do this. Rubber on my semi, BJ lasted 20 seconds. Started off with doggy. I could see her whole skeleton underneath. After a minute or so she tells me: “cum bby” lol, I don’t think so. Was told off for spanking her.

I pulled my cock out and she had that white substance coming from her pussy(yeast infection I think). It went all over her bedsheets. Anyways, I flipped her over for mish on the bed. Went quite deep and even managed legs on me shoulders for a bit before I came inside her. Couldn’t fuck her hard as she said she had an operation of some sort. There was a small white dog in her gaff as well. Started arguing with me about the legitimacy of the pictures. She yanked the rubber off me when she cleaned me up, hurt me a bit. But whatever.

Avoid. The worst pair of tits I have ever seen. Anorexic unhealthy looking thing with crooked/black teeth.

1/10

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Was told off for spanking her.
Why would she tell you off for doing something she'd agreed to?   :unknown:

Offline Charliehutton

So a bait and switch East European with a lousy attitude. It hardly makes her unique, does it? Why do you keep responding to these adverts, in the face of constant disappointment?

Offline Snagbadjer

Have you considered saving up a few of these £40 punts and actually seeing a proper WG for more money? Or do just like being constantly disappointed?

Offline shed

Don't know how you could have continued when you saw the white substance on the rubber. Each to their own I suppose.

Offline alabama1

There was a small white dog in her gaff as well. Started arguing with me about the legitimacy of the pictures.

You should have told the dog to mind it's own fucking business !  :lol:

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@ daviemac - Spanking wasn't discussed beforehand. I usually start off with a light spank to test the waters, but she wasn't a fan.

@ Charliehutton @ Snagbadjer - It's all good, it's only a bit of fun.

@ shed - I've seen worse.

@ alabama1 - lol, it's not my most coherent review. The dog was cute though. Had a better set of teeth as well.
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So a bait and switch East European with a lousy attitude. It hardly makes her unique, does it? Why do you keep responding to these adverts, in the face of constant disappointment?

Far from it, we ought to have a whip-round for him to continue, someone has to sort the wheat from the chaff.
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Offline Captainhowdy666

The white stuff is anti-fungal cream.
Seen a few girls shove it up the fanny before gangbangs.

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@ daviemac - Spanking wasn't discussed beforehand. I usually start off with a light spank to test the waters, but she wasn't a fan.
So you like to push boundaries by doing something that isn't agreed when discussing what services are on offer?   :unknown:

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The white stuff is anti-fungal cream.
Seen a few girls shove it up the fanny before gangbangs.

Is it?

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For a couple of quid more you could have had sexy Thai for 15 mins that would have been reviewed here, your chances of a decent punt from a Rom off viva are going to be non existent matey at £40

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At least have the balls to walk away… by now you must realise that these are gonna be bad.. I stay waaaaay clear of Roms now because quite frankly I wish they would fuck off back home …

Offline versace

@ daviemac - Not really pushing boundaries, just a friendly spank to test the waters, like I said. Nothing criminal.

@ Iloveoral - Plenty of good Roms for £40 in Leicester. Sofia, Emily, Kim, Nicole, Delicious_Jessy just to name a few. However, been there done that. I don't like to sample the same girl too many times. It gets boring.

@ Mansfieldman - I have walked from plenty, some who I have reviewed here and some I haven't even bothering reviewing.

This is all a bit of fun for me, it's not that deep. These negatives do not bother me one bit, it's all part of punting.
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Offline Dipper

For a couple of quid more you could have had sexy Thai for 15 mins that would have been reviewed here, your chances of a decent punt from a Rom off viva are going to be non existent matey at £40

I think he’s got a thing for rough sex with skinny viva EE’s. For whatever reason, and is happy taking his chances.
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@ daviemac - Not really pushing boundaries, just a friendly spank to test the waters, like I said. Nothing criminal.
Of course it's pushing boundaries, you are trying to get a service she hasn't agreed to.

The fact you don't see discussing services beforehand then trying  something she hasn't agreed to as boundary pushing is a worry.

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I do a lot of these 'marginally better than a wank' punts myself and go into them not expecting much, it really is just ball emptying.

Offline JontyR

Of course it's pushing boundaries, you are trying to get a service she hasn't agreed to.

The fact you don't see discussing services beforehand then trying  something she hasn't agreed to as boundary pushing is a worry.

Especially as you were in doggy at the time. No chance of her seeing it coming and having the chance to object in advance.

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Stop visiting Romanians. They are always shit.

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@ Iloveoral - Plenty of good Roms for £40 in Leicester. Sofia, Emily, Kim, Nicole, Delicious_Jessy just to name a few. However, been there done that. I don't like to sample the same girl too many times. It gets boring.


This is all a bit of fun for me, it's not that deep. These negatives do not bother me one bit, it's all part of punting.

If you happy with that matey then fair play

I stand corrected, there’s a few decent roms, but wading through the crap ones is too much hard work for me.
But it’s your money, better luck next time.

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Is this the SP: External Link/Members Only? (same phone number)

Pretty much identical title too, so must be the same girl.

Wonder if the pics are real this time around? That's one smoking body. If she looks like that I'd be tempted, despite the review!

Offline versace

Yes lads, that's the actual girl who I saw. She is even smaller and skinnier in person. I do not recommend her at all. She should be avoided at all costs.
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Offline John the Sextist

At least have the balls to walk away… by now you must realise that these are gonna be bad.. I stay waaaaay clear of Roms now because quite frankly I wish they would fuck off back home …

Totally agree, I've had a few good meets in the long distant past but never go near them now and virtually never look at VS :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Once they tried to fuck me over then that was me walking and done, and I'm of the same opinion, wish they'd fuck off back home but it's easy to buy a dinghy :dash: :dash:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=273646.0

Offline gbyld87

Yes lads, that's the actual girl who I saw. She is even smaller and skinnier in person. I do not recommend her at all. She should be avoided at all costs.

Ah yes.  I remember this one being discussed a while back, perhaps even reviewed, and never in glowing terms.  This is the nature of VS though... Serial ads with different names, but at least she usually uses her own photos. 

Offline JoBloggsofDerby

Personally I get a secret pleasure from reading Versace's 15 minute Rom encounters. It takes me that long just to get my trousers off these days but Versace already done at least eight positions and had time for an argument. However it is extremely entertaining  :drinks: