Love Courtney – Sunbury - dull.

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Details are a bit hazy because I tried to erase the experience.
Last July or August, 45 minutes, £100?
Tall (5’ 9”), very heavy (14), short dark hair, quite a tummy, large soft boobs, quite loose and beefy, virtually no English.
My own fault – I really should stick to younger, slim, fit blondes with nice perky boobs.
Services : nothing remarkable springs to mind.

I came back (to the small room) from washing my hands and she’d ‘seductively’ laid herself out on the bed but the image of a beached whale sprang to mind – I suppose she thought it looked provocative.
So, the usual Russian Crew profile “glamourising” at its best.

“Umm, well, it’s probably too late to ask for any money back, I’d better get this over and done with, as painlessly as possible”.

I probably tried CG (I think she was just too large and lazy), Prone (too much cellulite) and Mish but ‘wizard’s sleeve’ came to mind.

She didn’t do anything wrong so I can’t give her a Negative.
Hey, ho, onwards, and sideways.